Imagine Unexpectedly Popping Up In Valhalla With Your Pants Around Your Ankles Because Just Half A Minute

"no translation of the daodejing is good" <- true

"therefore i should write a new translation of the daodejing" <- that's the devil speaking. but also you should.

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

who can relate

DID is like a teleporting + time travelling "superpower" sometimes

like whoa 5 minutes ago i was at my partners house now im in my room on my pc confused as hell but going w it for "the vibes"

{Words by José Olivarez from Citizen Illegal /@fatimaamerbilal , from even flesh eaters don't want me.}

They’re having fun

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me