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pt 2 to my previous textposts + top gun

slayed and yayed

behind the scene | oscar piastri

summary; when you’ve been quietly dating oscar for a few months but once you perform at a mclaren gala, things become not so quietly

featuring; oscar piastri x underground jazz singer!reader

fc; ning yizhuo

warnings; english isn't my first language + not proof read YET ! and this is pretty short sorry my finals season started

an; i'm taking requests pleaseeeeee give me scenarios i would gladly write them

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oscarpiastri summer in australia !! see you in 7 weeks

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username need her to collar with laufey they match each other's vibes so well

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oscarpiastri practicing my japanese and enjoying the food in tokyo after a good race 🍥

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username oh we're getting boyfriend material oscar now ?

▮ username i took this picture btw

username he's so fine

mclaren improving your japanese i see

▮ oscarpiastri i gotta get ready for next year's gp

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author run out of ideas of comments sorry

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▮ yourbestfriend see people you only have to sing about falling behind to fall in love

username that girl knows how to perform !!! the show was incredible

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username she illuminates on stage this is crazy

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oscarpiastri traded the silverstone paddock for a suit at a charity gala here at mclaren headquarters and a bit of jazz 🎶big thanks to the ones who made this event possible and to raise funds for such an important cause

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username starboy

username he's raising awareness and my standards too

landonorris who knew you clean up so well

▮ oscarpiastri you clearly didn't get the note tho

username mental health, jazz, and oscar piastre in a suit ?? this post healed me

username oscar advocating for mental health looking this good ?? unfair !! i would hate to be zak brown posing next to oscar

username casually attending a gala with our girl yn performing ?? this is my crossover im not even playing

username running to edit this gala look damn

author lets pretend he's wearing a tuxedo

maxverstappen your tux game goes strong

▮ oscarpiastri thanks mate

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yourusername an evening of music and grateful feelings for allowing me to lend my voice for such an honoring cause at mclaren’s charity gala for mental health awareness and accessible therapy for young athletes and artists, thank you so much ❤️‍🩹

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landonorris you're booked for my birthday, you've been noticed 😁

▮ yourusername ahaha would love to

username i don't know what you sound like but i already know you sound like honey and heaven

username someone said “jazz goddess” and they were RIGHT

author now let's pretend oscar is in the 2nd pic looking at you with lovey dovey eyes

username okay but did anyone else clock oscar in the front row looking soft ???

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mclaren thank you for lending your voice to such a powerful night. you helped bring the message home 💛

▮ yourusername thank you so much for having me :)

yourbestfriend you + that look = the reason my soul left my body

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username most elegant jazz singer gen z has ever put out there

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oscarpiastri cat is accidentally out of the bag ?

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username not you dating our girl yn

username CAN YOU FIGHT OSCAR ????

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mclaren does this mean we get a jazz performance before every race for good luck (liked by creator)

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landonorris aw parents

▮ oscarpiastri you're older than us ?

▮ yourusername and ?? let him be that's my son

▮ landonorris thank you yn you're my favorite parent 😸

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lilymhe double date when ?

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yourusername happy valentine my loves 💘 to celebrate today, dear soulmate is out on every platforms !!! it is a song who's very dear to me because i wrote it the very night i met my person, the one who makes me smile, laugh, love this life and my everyday inspiration ! i hope you'll cherish it 🫧❤️‍🩹

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oscarpiastri i love you and i'm proud of you, always.

landonorris ok but where’s my version called “dear best mate” ??

▮ lilymhe if anything she'll have a version up for her platonic soulmate aka me

▮ landonorris loooll you're delusional

▮ yourusername actually lando...

username SHE DROPPED THE LOVE SONG OF THE YEAR AND HARD LAUNCHED IN THE SAME MONTH ??????

username no bc this caption just made me cry in public. again. thanks.

username i’m not your person but i felt SO chosen listening to this 🩷

mclaren on repeat in the garage. happy Valentine’s day from the whole team 💌

f1gossips “the night i met my person” PLS IS THIS ABOUT THE DRIVER WHO LOOKS AT YOU LIKE YOU HUNG THE MOON???

username dear soulmate? no babe. dear GOD, this song is everything 😭💔

bellahadid you don’t release songs, you release spells.

▮ yourusername omg i love you best compliment ever

username i will never recover from this caption. you’re literally a love story.

username the vocals, the lyrics, the message??? ur pen is dipped in romance

username me @ my situationship: “this could’ve been us if you inspired me like THAT.”

I'm a patron of the arts (I save every remotely valid pin I see on Pinterest)

I’m a patron of the arts (I leave nice comments on aO3).

he knows

@megbrammer aka ThomasWolfeLover on Pinterest :)

someone tried to tell me that top gun isn’t gay at all and that it’s rude to assume people are gay

dude… did we watch the same movie??

because like what the fuck is this:

it’s been 84 years

Maxsplaining and Leclerifying, my beloved.

The parallels are crazy