Dhar Mann Gets Away With Everything

togas toes are as long as his fingers

I find this one super funny because I don’t draw fingers so it would mean that he looks like this:

Why Toga can’t stay in a club

Cooking club

Amai: I made a cake!

Saki: I made chocolate-covered strawberries!

Toga: I made cookies in the microwave. They’re burnt and seem to be pulsating with a bright green light.

Sports club

Asu: Alright gang, let’s go running!

Toga: Would this be a bad time to mention that I have asthma?

Itachi: YOU FUCKING WHAT????

Occult club

Toga: …But in Latin, “ego” means “I” and “sum” means “I am”. However, if you say “ego sum” it doesn’t mean “I I am” it’s just another way of saying “I am”. Both “sum” and “ego sum” are grammatically correct in almost any context. What’s up with that?

Oka, crying: Please… Please for the love of God just stop talking…

Gaming club

Toga: Minecraft is a pretty boring game tbh. There’s no real plot and everything there is to do gets really boring after a while.

Gema: Get the fuck out.

Drama Club

Ritsu: *reads off a long monologue from the script*

Toga: (shit, I totally don’t remember my lines, and this script is way too hard to follow. I better try to improvise)

Toga, the moment Ritsu stops talking: HONESTLY SAME L M A O

Sewing club

Hazu: You know this isn’t… actually a club… right?

Toga: That’s probably good because I can’t find any pin cushions so I’ve been Nancy Elsner-ing my arm for the last half hour and I don’t think my body was built for this.

Toga: *passes out*

Science club

Toga: So if that thingy on your eye can connect to the internet and function like a computer, would that make it an eye-pad?

Kaga: HAHAHA FUCK YOU

Art club

Toga: So how did I do?

Toga: *has painted a poorly drawn dragon with muscular human arms and two tongues, breathing lightning bolts*

Geiju: It’s horrendous. Goodbye.

Gardening club

Toga: Wait, aren’t you supposed to dig 6 feet before burying anything?

Everyone: *is slightly terrified*

Music club

Myuji: What kind of music do you like?

Toga: *Plays brutal death metal song on radio*

Myuji: T H A T S J U S T G R E A T

Photography club

Toga: I expected nothing and yet I’m still disappointed. Goodbye.

Martial arts club

Toga: …And that’s the story of how I got my ass handed to me 8 times in a row bye the same person. I have many physical and emotional scars and I am never going back there again.

Student council

Toga: *breaths*

Megami: No.

What's worse is that there won't be any actual love and care between the two, especially from Mida. She would only care about Toga's appearance, "size" and age (bleh).

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Also idk why but Kyuji reminds me of male Bloom from Winx

Please keep in mind that Alex (aka YandereDev) sucks. He puts unnecessary things into the game instead of focusing on the rivals, has shitty code and doesn't accept criticism.

Aside from being an awful developer, Alex is also an awful person. He portrays his critics as "gremlins", defends and glorifies pedophilia, sexualizes his characters (18 or not it's still disgusting), played a controversial game where you rape a mother and her two underaged children, banned someone from his Discord mod all because they have DID (the person he banned almost commited suicide iirc) , wrote a rape fanfic, said that autistic people shouldn't live and much, much, more.

No thoughts, just Huntlow.

Alright! Here's $69!

wuld u liek..... a smoll cashier-san plushie 🥺?

That one Tabara though. Better keep an eye on him before he does something.

And if you’ll look to your right, You can see a wild herd of Tabaras, Looking for a place to hibernate for the winter.

disney meme     ⭐   1/4 princes

you all talk about the rivals, ayano, and taro. the blandest fucking characters with nothing going for them. and here i am. wanting more lore on the side characters. you all want to simp for oka when she’s just basic shy goth gf while ive been stunned, shot at, on my fucking knees begging for content on the other clubs that have 0 relation to the other rivals and especially toga like a dog. i see how it is.