This Is Money Snake. She Only Appears Every 312 Years. 

#funny when most other people on this site are older than you 😂

#this is highschool all over again

#vEmpire

#very small one but eh

#if they all reside in one huge Transsylvanian castle it's like an empire for them

#especially if it has a back yard

Okay I need some answers, so please share this if you can :)

This is an amazing idea, but also, consider this; I have a pretty good memory, but for the wrong things

Guy interrogating me: we know you were at the meeting where your team was briefed on the Secret Weapon Designed for Good. Now, what can you tell us about it?

Me, slightly ashamed of myself: well, you see, I was on my phone for like, 95% of the meeting - there was a very vivid tumblr discussion :D

Guy interrogating me: ...but you surely have to remember SOMETHING from what was being shown on the slides?

Me: well, you see, actually, a wasp flew in in the middle of the meeting - that's when I stopped scrolling - and it decided to take a nap on the beamer lens, so...not much to see there...

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

I open BlackBoard and see that I have a 2000-word essay due TODAY

Thanks! I'll look there

Hi um this is a server where we appreciate European Musicals, right?

So I wanted to ask, can anybody please tell me where I can find the video recording of the 2nd act of Dracula 2021 (with Thomas Borchert and Patrick Stanke as Dracula and Van Helsing)? YouTube only shows the 1st act...

i assume you mean the proshot? if you're looking for proshot musicals there is r/ProshotTheatre , there's also VK and BiliBili which have a lot of musical theatre videos on them espeically European musicals. if you're not familiar there is also the musical theatre trading community so you could find someone on Encora or r/MusicalBootlegs who has the video you're looking for and ask if they'll gift it to you (assuming you have nothing to trade).

I'm 80% certain the entire recording is on VK.

EDIT: Yeah it's on VK. Act 1. Act 2.

#rip European lyrics. We will honour you in our hearts

Europeans translating American musicals: So we worked closely with the original composer to make sure our translation is as faithful as possible while remaining a singable rhyming translation. If a literal translation is not possible, we use a localized replacement that works in the target language. Please don’t hate us, we tried our best!!!

Literally anyone translating European musicals: *splotches lyrics on a plate like spaghetti, spits in it, and shoves it in your general direction* Here’s your stupid Eurotrash pop slop in English, happy now???? Also, we turned your corny-ass fauxpera into a comedy and replaced half the score with useless reprises. As is PROPER.

Les Mis (the book) is full of surprisingly hilarious moments (such as this one) 😂