Yes

What is this feeling?

What is this feeling of "my body could run a marathon if I wanted it to but my everything else is too tired of everything to want to do anything ever" called? For context, I slept the same amount I do every night and I don't usually have this problem, all Google is giving me is "you have insomnia" or results for this being a chronic thing but it's not.

I know this is supposed to be a funny place but I actually want a better answer.

It's okay, I found my hat. It is on head where it belonged

AAAAtatatatatata. The hat is gone!

If only you were sitting next to me now, instead all I have is an empty space by my side.

(Me at my cat, who has decided to sit on the floor 4ft away from me.)

I want to eat the entire world.

I'm so gay.

Someone really just tried to tell me that Dan and Phil give the same vibes as Davekat and I had to have a full argument about how completely wrong and opposite that is because one is sweet and wholesome while the other is "I'm drawing dicks" and "fuck you bitch"

I'VE FALLEN DOWN A HOLE!

AGAIN!

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!?

I get to hear the silly creatures skitter in my walls!

"xyz DNI" blocking people is YOUR job, sorry. You cannot ask the world to simply move around you, you have to take control of your online experience or you will be fucking miserable forever. Most people don't read your bio/pinned/carrd before touching the posts that cross their dash anyways.

Also maybe worry less about if someone who likes something you hate clicks on your tumblr post. I promise it is not that fucking serious.

Also-also if you have this DNI because your friends/moots said or implied you have to otherwise you're somehow Bad and/or will be punished by them if you don't, that's kind of fucked and maybe you need less controlling friends.

Sometimes I sit like a slutTM unintentionally

And sometimes I do it cause I just wanted to