It's Okay Babyfish, I'm Here For You

I get to hear the silly creatures skitter in my walls!

I hate high school, and you should too! They don't care about the students safety or mental health enough to even let us piss in peace. School sucks.

Baked beans taste like the color gray

Elves are just slave leprechauns.

Hanging in the woods part 3

Imagine me, I'm small, now imagine me as a much smaller child, I was girl back then so long hair, imagine lil itty-bitty girl me in a cute little nightgown, Rapunzel nightgown cause I loved her, adorable right?

Now imagine I'm covered in blood, imagine I came straight off the set of "Carrie" in that outfit, as that small child. Imagine I look like a murderous doll, got it? Yeah?

You now know what my mother saw one day in my childhood, I had just woke up, and in my sleep I happened to have the worst nosebleed of my life. I didn't even wake up until it was time to get up for school. Just bled like a motherfucker and covered myself, and my bed, in blood. Then cried when we had to get rid of my Rapunzel nightgown cause mom couldn't get all that blood out, but I liked Rapunzel.

It's ctc mascot cause cannibalism is so relatable, he's me fr.

Can you have group chats on tumblr? That would be cool I think.

There are 2 wolves inside you, one simps for sweet and kindhearted twinks, the other simps for big and dangerous bone crushers

Google Play search for E-Play free music software

Put down the phone, grandma. It's bedtime. Come on, I'll tuck you in.

There you go, all cuddly with Mr.Whiskers.

Don't let anyone shame you for wanting to peg a man! God loves pegging, that's why men were given prostates! They love it! And God gets a good show for his efforts!