I Can’t Tell If It Was The Raccoon Or The Girlfriend Who Made This Heart, But It’s Still Freaking

How dare you do him like this? Poor baby was devastated beyond anybody’s comprehension and started pouring his soul out! Not even sticky honey roast can make up for the sins that have been committed! 😭😭😭

Arataki Itto x GN Reader He Breaks Your Back Prank

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Word count: 1662

Warnings: Mentions gang related violence and him trying to hurt himself. 

Title: Arataki Itto  x GN Reader He Breaks Your Back Prank

Summary: The title pretty much explains it all. 

(Picture not mine credit to owner!) 

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Can i req Eula with Diluc's younger!sister!reader, who is around 16-17. Who looks up to her as a older sister? Eula needs sum love

eula x fem!child!reader

genre: oneshot

warnings: none

a/n: gah, i’m not sure how to say this… my writing is kinda like.. for those who missed out on a childhood. who wants to experience it with their favorite fictional characters. so i, made the reader a bit younger, around 11-14. sorry…

“eula! eulaa! hurry up you slowpoke, we’re gonna miss her!”

[name] and diluc was out and about, the younger sibling was dragging the older around like a ragdoll. why, you may ask? little [name] simply ran out of patience when she heard eula was away on “knight-business”.

what was that supposed to mean?! knight business? [name] should know every detail of the knight business there is to know of!

now, how did diluc end up with a younger sibling that admires the knights of favonius to their very core? he doesn’t know. he’s not much around [name], thanks to his double job. still, he does care for them, and is thankful the knights seem to put a rest to their boredom.

“maybe eula is fighting a big ruin guard? nngh..- stop pulling so hard! you wouldn’t want to interrupt her, would you?”

diluc tried his best to convince the excited ball of energy that held his hand with all their might to go home… so he could write those letters he needed to…

“do not go spreading lies. i will have vengeance for this.”

“BIG SISTER EULA!!!”

the icy woman surprised the pair, as she was behind them all along.

[name] let go of diluc’s hand and instantly ran over and hugged eula, if they had a dog tail it would definitely be wagging like crazy.

“they don’t even call me big brother diluc… what did you do to make them love you this much..?”

“i honestly do not know, but.. now that i’ve snuck off from my knightly duties, i have time to spend with them. and so, i shall.”

eula took the young ones hand and started to walk away outside of the mondstadt walls.

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“….”

“..wait, you what?”

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