Me Everyday

I present you with Wolvie:

Comic: Exiles 3-5

We know there was a Nicepool. But what if there is a Niceverine too. Just a nice variant of Logan. Small, barely any muscle and has like an Elvis kinda hairstyle and no mutton chops. Basically a twink. He has no adamantium, so his claws are bone and he only has a minor healing factor.

And they meet and Wade is like: "why are you so polite? You haven't insulted me once ever since we met you."

"Of course i'm polite. I'm canadian."

And then some bad guys show up and Niceverine stabs them and is like: "oh my god, did i hurt you with my claws? I'm so sorry, but you ran at me and i kinda had to defend myself."

Logan: "Wade, let's go. I don't wanna be around this washed up-watered down-fuck version of myself. And they call me the worst one."

Wade: "but he's so nice! Maybe he can help us!"

Logan: "No he can't! He doesn't even really kill his enemies! They die of embarrassment!"

Drawing this later <3333

when logan is asleep in the mansion like dead fucking asleep like “damn is he dead” sleep or when he’s drunk/not paying attention the students will see how many magnets they can get to stick to him

source: for the bit (trust)

Quoth the roommate (when talking about wolverine’s height in comics): “He would sink like a small pebble.”

(bc of his adamantium and small size just in case the context was lost)

i am not immune to proper ganda (sketch)

sensitive content + gore warning!! its curly mouthwashing </3

hello patch nation

when logan is asleep in the mansion like dead fucking asleep like “damn is he dead” sleep or when he’s drunk/not paying attention the students will see how many magnets they can get to stick to him

source: for the bit (trust)

🫣

i need to draw them together

Imagine how fucking funny it’d be if these two had the same universe

i think about this often

trandoshan affectation