Genuinely Strongly Dislike People Who Hate Whimsy And Being Corny, Like Why Do You Hate Fun

Lincoln arrived

CD spread

(New cd coming Tuesday to a home near me)

I have a friend who exclusively listens to the Arctic Monkeys, and I don’t have anything against that band they’re great one of my favourite bands, but that’s like literally the only thing he listens to like he doesn’t listen to any other music outside of Arctic monkeys that’s crazy for me like how do you not listen to rap, folk, not even pop??????

I don’t kneel to punctuation, punctuation kneels to me.

Dandelion was my favourite colour when I was little I’m glad they’re bringing it back but they should’ve never removed it in the first place

This is such a bad reason

Kendrick's halftime show was so peak!!1!!!! THE SET DESIGN, SPECTACULAR. THE CHOREOGRAPHY, AMAZING. AND SAMMY L JACKSON WAS SO GOOD AT UNCLE SAM HOLY PEAK

I wish to have the level of aura and hype moments these two have

i can do anything i want to

Bonus: the original sketch version

Im so cooked I just finished act II

I need Wolverine in that cute little suit I don’t care if it takes me hours I’m getting that

The more I learn about the eruption of mount Vesuvius the more insane it is to me because what do you mean some guys brain turned to glass what do you mean we can see his nerve cells it’s actually crazy

Genuinely such a hard quote

I am but a rat in Alberta

I don't think comedy can get any funnier than this

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it