Reblog If You Would Be Comfortable Living In A Dormitory With An Openly Transgender Or Intersex Individual.

y’know, some things are just empirically true. like the fact that bucky barnes deserves to be tenderly held and gently kissed on the forehead and then pounded into a mattress by one steven grant rogers. it’s a fact you cannot dispute. 

[Sam, walking behind Steve and Bucky holding hands]

Sam: “OoH, lOoK aT uS, wE’rE aLl In LoVe AnD hApPy AnD nOt DeAd InSiDe.” Get fucked, both of you

Sakura: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.." Sasuke: I saw you. Sakura: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Naruto in a turkey costume.

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

“Love is our Resistance”

- Muse

I can’t even handle this. 

langa: lists every reason why reki is amazing and why he's in love with him

reki: wait stop this is embarassing

reki: (oh god i hope this doesn't awaken anything in me)

reki: *proceeds to dream about being cinderella and being married to prince langa*

Chris’ cursing over the years

tsunade: i’m quitting as hokage so you have to be the next one

kakashi: what? lmao no

tsunade: you’re the only candidate who would pardon sasuke, if you don’t do it he stays in prison

kakashi: ……are you using the kids to blackmail me into becoming hokage?

tsunade: yep. have fun being in charge.

Steve couldn't help the undignified snort he let out at the kid's words. Eye patch guy? It took him a couple of seconds to compose himself before he took the crumpled letter and read it over.

He schooled his expression, carrying the persona of the Captain and eyeing the young man before him.

"Seems serious," Steve started, he'd never been great at keeping secrets but with Tony swearing to dismantle his bike if he let the party slip he had no choice but to bite his tongue. Hiding behind the white lie he folded the letter and stuck it into his back pocket.

"We better get goin' kid,"

“ hey, cap! oh man, it’s still so crazy that i can just, like, come up to you and be like ‘hey what’s up’, you know?? anyway uhm, i was actually sent here on a mission — kind of, i guess — there’s this party. for heroes, or whatever? uhm, i was told to invite you. personally. so .. yeah! ”

“Hm,” Steve stood with his arms lightly crossed as the young teen rambled on nervously in front of him. It was almost endearing how even after months of being around the Avengers on a semi regular basis he still acted so nervous around them.

“So, who’s sending this invitation?”