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@queewp and @betterthanthc we should do this

my new hobby is making fake alcoholic drinks out of jello

I realized that tumblr needs to meet my child

Meet Caution Ramen

just a little chaos

Everyones DnD sessions contain:

Wrestling, doing actual math, arguing with party members, and convincing the dm though logic and bribes

bored poll time!

feel free to elaborate on what shade in tags if you want because tumblr only gives 12 slots get me out of here

King K. Rool x Donkey Kong: The New Empire

Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong must team up with their nemesis King K. Rool to stop the evil Skar Lanky who intends to take over DK Island and the world

I see humans are space orcs and I raise you, Humans are space ants.

Work in large groups to build seemingly impossible things, fight each other to the death, taking care of young is very important, and strong for our size. Additionally, we’d be tiny.

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

Me when my ocsss (shadow is a friends oc ^^)

Do you ever have your eye sockets just open and then feel the air go through them? Yes…No? Ok then