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no way ppl are using ai to write ao3. what happened to being a tortured writer. what happened to blood on the page. what happened to the ao3 curse. people used to get run over, have their houses burned down, break their entire spines and they still put in the work to finish a chapter. fuck you, using ai. y’all are weak

it was not on wheat...

so funny that humans imagined a creature that is like a human but bigger and called it a “giant”. that’s such an uncreative name. that’s just an adjective. “it’s a giant!” “a giant what?!” “a giant… um. yeah. giant.”

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And that’s how Ford found out the metal plate protected him from not only Bill, but the memory eraser as well.

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A little isopod for you!

Fun isopod fact!

1. Isopods are huge freaks

2. It's estimated that there are around 30,000 species of isopods, with over 6,000 species living in the sea.

3. The giant isopod, which is the largest species, can grow up to 20 inches in length.

Bill: oh no I need to escape all my troubles, I know, ETERNAL PARTY!

*billion of years ago*

Bill dad: oh no poll numbers are low and the people are close to revolting, I know, NEW HOLIDAY!

I think there's some real (comedic) potential to this "Mayor Euclid declares his own baby Best Baby Of All Time" theory.

Stanley is an absolute asshole and that's one of my favorite parts about him. Like yeah we can talk about his hidden heart of gold and whatnot, how he subtly shows his care for the kids and for his brother, but, like. He's still an asshole.

He has beef with multiple children! (Gideon and Pacifica, at the very least). And he has a reason--- defending his family--- but it's still beef with children! He regularly scams travelers out large amounts of money! He doesn't pay his employees! He insults people to their face! Even if he's doing it out of projection love, he still gives Dipper the short end of the stick, like, all the time. He opens a potentially world-ending portal just to get back his brother--- that's an asshole thing to do!

And this isn't a critique of Stan at all. But his churlish asshole nature is a beautiful part of him that makes him a really fun character. Being a good character doesn't = being a nice character. I'd even argue him becoming nicer isn't--- shouldn't be--- a requirement for his character development post canon. This is a guy who's yelling at other boaters over the radio. This is a guy who undoes your boat's drain plug 'cause you insulted his brother. Stan's a rude, penny-pinching curmudgeon that his family insists is nice deep down because he is--- to them. He don't give a shit about anyone else!

Let Stan be mean, dammit. He deserves it.

this took so long bro what

i love them they’re horrible

Ok time for a real question

Does 035's host's vision effect the mask? Like if his host has myopia does 035 also see like shit on the distance? If yes then I'm very sorry for him from my experience if you try to wear glasses w a mask on slightest tilt of a head and they're on the ground.

Does it effect the colour too? Colour blindness was document only in 1794 do you think before that 035 ever possessed a new host and was like "holly fuck why is everything so yellow"

Or in sedition tapes he snapped his neck just by will, no hands or anything, would be he do the same thing but somehow charge the structure of the eyeballs so they work correctly? (Imagine if instead of neck snap he would shoot out eyeballs at Watch lol)

OR maybe he has some sort of invisible eyeballs of his own and he's able to see even without a host. Idk Ig we'll never know