Signora: Hey

Mona giving a tarot reading: i don’t know what’s going on here. like i just keep getting “the fool” over and over again? every card i pull. the whole deck is just “the fool” now. which shouldn’t even be physically possible.

Chongyun, a fucking fool: figures

Daniel: I love one brother and his name is Sean Diaz <3

Sean: How did you say that emoji out loud

Sean: Just get out of my room

Xiangling: my hungry ass couldn’t be a brain surgeon 💀💀

Chongyun: what do you mean? what do you mean by that?

“i wish we could have a tgcf spinoff of hua cheng’s pov”

hua cheng’s pov: gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege

9S: *hacker voice* I’m in

2B: you don’t have to say ‘hacker voice’ every time

Sole: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Nick: You’re a hazard to society

Deacon: And a coward. Do twenty

Adrien: *gets a paper cut*

Marinette, under her breath: hasn’t he been through enough

Venti: apparently the “bad vibes” ive been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

MC: when i asked you to bring me something back from the beach, i meant like a conch shell

Mammon, struggling to hold a seagull: well you didn’t fucking say that

Venti: octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because they are blessed with this ability. however, they don’t even hug one person because they have made covenant with evil. any questions?

Barbara: where is our regular pastor?

Venti: in a better place now sit down immediately