If I Could Experience Even A FRACTION Of The Sheer Joy And Hilarity That These Two Just Felt In This

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Zionists by Josh Mayfield, 2024.

pete the unsleeping city is the guy who most deserves to be some girl’s lame ass boyfriend who she hypes up so much

Watching Family in Flames and realizing that Sklonda is the ONLY thing keeping that precinct together...

i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip

My Mother: It’s not porn... well it sort of is: they show butts

Me: showing butts is not the line we use to define what is or isn’t porn

My Mother: yeah, that’s true, cause they show butts in cartoons...

Me: Something being a cartoon IS NOT the line we use to define what is or isn’t porn...

Andrea Gibson

Me: Hey, what's up?

The version of me who lives deep within the depths of the multiverse, who has a PhD in English Lit and Film Studies- giving a lecture to a sea of students, who briefly tripped on the threads of fate- careening off into the vastness of space, to entwine our brains, matter to matter- before returning home to his skull- with students politely waiting for him to continue like that's normal: Dr. Frankenfurter was LIKE THAT as a sly reference to Mary Shelley being Transgender, as we all know...