Statler And Waldorf Aka The Two Old Gay Men From The Muppets But What If They Were Old Jews Following

I’m a big fan of matzah lasagna, where you just use matzah instead of noodles :) also my roommate is going to make latkes this time since didn’t have the chance during Hanukkah!

Jumblr, I’m a potential convert and want to avoid chametz this pesach. I’m gonna make matzo ball soup and matzo brei, but not using condiments with vinegar feels daunting. What are some foods I can make?

my mom bought me challah from the bakery today and said "i got you some of your 'chaw-luh' bread :)"

As a Jew, I love going to shul every week and smiling at everyone even if I don’t know their names and having them smile back. As a Jew, I love learning Jewish history from people who are passionate about preserving our culture and teaching Jewish history to people who haven’t had a chance to hear it. As a Jew, I love spending Friday nights after shul talking and giggling about life in the dark with my best friend because we forgot to leave a light on. As a Jew, I love playing Jewish geography. As a Jew, I love singing at Havdalah, whether it’s with my friends or my family or strangers.

As a Jew, more than anything, I love being a Jew. 💙

Why is it that the words “as a Jew…” are always followed by the most rancid, idiot takes possible?

Everyone agrees that if Merlin and Arthur were together, the entire kingdom would know and everyone would be chill with it, and I have no problem with Merthur (I mean have you seen the way they look at each other), HOWEVER I do think it would be a million times funnier if everyone assumed they were together (because Merlin totally gets mistress treatment) and they actually weren’t. I just think that would be really, really funny.

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Where Do the Notes In the Western Wall Go? | My Jewish Learning

Each year, countless notes are stuffed into the cracks of the Western Wall, the last remaining wall of the Temple ...

This is so beautiful I’m gonna cry

Gonna post this thing from comments because it’s too beautiful 😭🙏🏻

Morgana absolutely wasn’t and she never let him forget

thinking about how arthur was a virgin for 4 seasons

ok i'm sleepy and having emotions and i'm not gonna grab my copy to pull the specific quotes but. you remember that scene in htn where mercy and augustine are arguing. i think it's the "you have rendered yourself unlovable" one. and augustine tells her that he could kill her if he wanted. he could do it without a second thought, could stub her out like a cigarette beneath his shoe, and john would forgive him? john would understand? augustine is his favorite, and they all know it, to such a degree that mercymorn ceases to matter in the slightest?

cool great. now remember that time when john killed mercy? without a second thought? stubbed her out beneath his shoe? and then he turned to augustine and he said, you understand why i did that, right? you know that you're my favorite? you know i love you? she doesn't matter. we can put this behind us. augustine, can't you forgive me?

and augustine says no, john. no, i can't.

cause i'm thinking about that and i'm tearing my hair out. i'm eating the drywall. her death was too far. it was too far and augustine couldn't forgive him. he was right about john, probably more right than he realized, but he could never have brought himself to do it. it was unforgiveable.

A poodle clipped and dyed to resemble a pony.

Having sensory processing issues is like if every app on your phone was sending unnecessary notifications including apps you never installed & you don't have permission to change the settings. Do Not Disturb is a myth made up by neurotypicals