House Vines

House Vines

Hufflepuff: I spilt lipstick in your Valentino bag.

Slytherin: Oh! You spill-WaWAwAWa-LIPSTICK In mY VaLeNtInO WHITE bAg!!

House shenanigans

Gryffindor: unbuttoning shirt God it’s so hot in here!

Hufflepuff: Yeah...But, why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

House Shenanigans

Gryffindor: Oh shut up, you know you love me.

Slytherin:

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Ravenclaw: Buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonald’s.

Gryffindor: We going to McDonald’s if I don’t do my work!?

Ravenclaw: No!

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Gryffindor prefect relaxing in the tub late at night in the prefect’s bathroom.

Ravenclaw prefect: in a lifeguard uniform sitting on the edge of the tub, sexily. I see you don’t have a lifeguard here at your beach.

Gryffindor prefect: physically confused

Raveclaw prefect: acting sexy

Gryffindor prefect: I’m not at the beach-this is a bathtub.

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Gryffindors mother: Well Professor Mcgonagall, my daughter would not do something such a thing therefore after.

Gryffindor mother: *whispering harshly to Gryffindor* Gryffindor did you fucking do that thing therefore after?

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Voldemort: I don’t understand why you’re mad at me.

Harry: You killed my mom!

Voldemort: Yeah, but then I said “April fools”

Harry: *laughing* Dude!

Voldemort: *also laughing* I got you good!

Harry: You did!

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Ravenclaw prefect: *Singing while bursting into Slytherin’s dorm* Good morning~Good mooooorrrning~!!!!

Ravenclaw prefect: Wake up kiddo it’s Saturday!!

Slytherin: Ugh...Ravenclaw I was out late!

Ravenclaw prefect: *Takes a big slurp of tea* I know!

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Hufflepuff: Well I wanna see a manager.

Ravenclaw: Well, I am the manager and uh-I can’t give you the display bagel; it’s not real.

Hufflepuff: Test It.

Ravenclaw: No.

House shenanigans

Slytherin: pulls out a knife

Hufflepuff: oh no.

Slytherin: uses knife to open cardboard box

Hufflepuff: phew.

Slytherin: pulls out gun from cardboard box

Hufflepuff: oH nO.