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One of the things I noticed in some EPIC animatics is that some of the God's are bird themed. I know it represents their animal forms but I just wanted to point that out.

Zeus is an Eagle, Hera is a Peacock, Aphrodite is a Dove, Apollo is a Swan, Ares is a Vulture, Athena is a Owl, Hephaestus is a crane, and Hermes is a rooster.

Btw the gods represent more than one animal, I'm just pointing it out that half of them represent birds.

What if.........Mei was also a descendent of Kui Mulang?

Tbh I don't think anyone else came up with this idea and so I'll bring my brainrot idea here.

Some parts of this AU is inspired by 'Possessive Wolf' by yayadrawsthingz on AO3

This has SoulDragon (Kui Mulang x Ao Lie, don't like? Then go find your cup of tea somewhere else. I don't tolerate hate here. If you don't like something then leave it alone, don't leave a mean comment or hate/bully the creator for it).

(MY) EPIC Headcanons

I love Jorge work so much (Suffering/Puppeteer are my favorites). I also like to thank OSP for giving a brief summary of the Odyssey.

After Odysseus kills/murders the suitors he spends a month relaxing with his son and Penelope.

Odysseus tells Telemachus about his Uncle Polites/Uncle Eurylochus.

Odysseus tells Telemachus about his adventures.

Circe becomes an aunt to Telemachus and a mother figure to Odysseus (Because I said so). Even though Circe doesn't come to Ithaca she sends letters to them.

I'd d like to think Odysseus was a heavy sleeper but became a light sleeper during his adventures.

During the song 'Underworld' Polites was singing open arms, but was holding the baby from the song 'The Infant and the Horse'.

When Ody first met Penelope he LITERALLY tucked a hair behind his ear. Penelope found it cute. Telemachus gets that trait whenever he is flustered & reminds Pene of his father.

Hermes is the Grandfather to Ody. (When researching how Hermes is related to Ody it was tricky and I gave up).

Penelope is the man in the relationship (Change my mind).

Odysseus was scared as shit to go near water because of Poseiden. Took him a few years to heal from that.

Odysseus doesn't know this, but Athena thought Odysseus as a son, a companion, someone closes to her. Even after their falling out, Athena goes out of her way to protect Odysseus. Which is shocking even to the gods. Gods aren't really attacted to mortals.

During Thunder Bringer Zeus actually consider to spare Odysseus crew if Odysseus was to sleep with him (whether he wanted to or not), but Hera intervened. Hera is very protective of men who are very faithful to their partners (Ex: Ody). Plus she knows Odysseus will always stay faithful to Penelope and she loves that about him.

Helena of Troy (after being rescued) had nightmares, even with her husband she's still scared that Paris or any of the trojans coming to get her back to Paris. Menelaus really wanted to rip Paris part by part because of the pain he caused to his wife.

During his childhood, Telemachus would always sleep next to his mother, Telemachus always feared that one of the suitors would violate his mother when he wasn't there to protect her.

Hermes gave Odysseus magic weed- Athena almost beat the shit outta him for that.

(In the Odyssey) Hermes did NOT like Calypso after what she did to Odysseus. Ares had to restrain him from going after Calypso.

Odysseus learned some flirting tips from Circe that he tried to use on Penelope (It didn't work, but he did get a kiss!), Penelope tried the same and Odysseus was a flustered mess.

Athena checks up on Ithaca once n' a while, Odysseus knows this and always left a window opened for the Goddess to watch over his family and kingdom.

While Poseiden was attacking Odysseus for blinding his son, half of it was because he was claimed by Athena, but now because Odysseus wasn't claimed by Athena anymore, Poseiden could do more harm.

Odysseus is a short king (that we almost stan ✨️), he was at the height of his father when he was in his early teens. Odysseus was recored as the shortest king of Ithaca, his son being only 2 inches higher than him.

Odysseus comforted his sister about Eury's death. Eurylochus was married to Odysseus younger sister, Ctimene, making Eurylochus Odysseus brother in law (Odysseus actually helped Eurylochus marry his sister, because he knew Eurylochus was the right and prefect husband for his sister.

(Will update this soon)

Why do I feel like that when it comes to the Greek Gods, days are minutes, a year is 1 hour, 100 years is 1 day, and 1,000 is like a year for them.

Is it just me?

What would happen if Odysseus was tricked by the Sirens, but Siren Penelope gained a attachment to Odysseus instead? What if she kidnapped him and hid him far away? Would Odysseus break from her spell or would he be lost in her voice forever?

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Do any of you EPIC Fans think that Argos remembers Athena by her scent? One of my personal HCs is that people/animals/other gods have a good sense of smell that they know who that god/person/creature is.

I think Argos would be protective over Telemachus when Athena shows up. Because he knows that Athena trained Odysseus, Argos would spend time watching his master spar/train with this mysterious person. Then when Odysseus heads for war Argos doesn't see him again.

Im thinking that Argos thought that Athena is one of the reasons why Odysseus dissappear. So like any other good companion he's always protective of Telemachus whenever he sees Athena.

Telemachus: Have you met Argos? :D

Athena: .......Yes........I have........

Telemachus: Really??

Athena: Yes and I don't think- oW-

Argos: *Jumps on Athena and bits her shoulder*

Athena: Son of a B-

The God of Life and their spouse, The God of Death

Life asked death, why do people love me, but hate you? Death responded, because you are a beautiful lie and I’m a painful truth.

(Quote from Geckoandfly)

When there is life there is death, and where is death is there is life. An never ending cycle in the world.

Before the God of Death was chained by his 4 siblings and sent to imprisonment, he was married to the God of Life.

The God of Life was a strange creature to all. Never once has anyone see a God this powerful and terrifying.

Even the 5 Bishops were curious of this 'god'.

Especially the God of Death.

Many people even ask how the God of Life even managed to smoother the heart of the God of Death.

(Will update this when I have the time and motivation + will add more tags later)

The Creature of the Swamp ____________________________ Inspired by Monster in Context by TheAmberShadow ____________________________ Chapter 1: The Beginning.

Many many centuries ago, a great salamander wished for heirs to rule their kingdoms, the Ocean, Rivers, Lakes, and the Swamp. So the Ocean God's bestowed them a gift, the salamander soon layed a cluch of eggs, unfortunately fate didn't do well for the salamander as they wither and died shortly after.

Many decades past, the eggs still unprotected, the others, like the salamander, died. Leaving only two eggs.

A big Prismarine egg and a small cracked damaged egg.

From there, the Prismarine egg hatched. The walls being the prison to the one inside no longer, as strong arms push against the shell, a axolotl was formed. Short light pink hair glows in the sunlight as blue skin graces the ground on two webbed feet.

Unexpectedly, the axolotl hybrid, uses two webbed hands and grabbed the small cracked damaged egg, diving into the ocean.

Never to be seen again.

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Or is it?

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