Que Arte Linda Meu Deus

This is the best thing I've ever read

Utmv incorrect quotes I made in 2019 but I tried to remove the unfunny ones - part 1?

Cross: Man fuck the world

Epic: *starts undressing*

Cross: What are you doing bro?

Epic: You're my world, bro

Cross: Bro

Epic: Bro

Error, to Ink: Fight me

Ink: Oka-

Error: *gets down on one knee* Fight me for the rest of our lives

Goth: Aren't we supposed to be at Life's place?

Reaper: NO! I'm an idiot! And idiots go whenever they want to!

(My dad said this) 

Someone: Do you have a crush on anyone?

Nightmare: The forces of evil don't have time for romance, what kind of question is that?

Ink: I could strangle you

Error: You're not tall enough

Ink: You've sunk low enough for me to reach

Cashier: Do you want a receipt?

Sans: *pulls out a receipt* Do YOU? 

Reaper: What do you normally do when I'm not home?

Geno: Wait for you to get back

Nightmare: Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot morons

Lust: *sexually strokes wall until finding the light switch*

Horror: What a turn on

Nightmare: Get out

Cross: Why does everyone say get out when someone makes a pun? Don't get out, get in here and make more puns

Ink: I gotta stop telling people to fight me every 10 seconds because what if they do? I'm 4 feet what am I gonna do, hide in a vent?

Ink: *kicks the door open looking completely panicked*

Dream: What did you do??

Ink: Nobody died!!!!

Swap: What kind of answer is that??

Cross: *gives Ink a dictionary for his birthday*

Ink: Wow uh... I don't know what to say

Cross: That's why I bought you that book

Y'all have no idea how shitty the wifi is in my gothic castle

YO THIS ANIMARION TURNED SO GOOD GREAT JOB 💥💥💥⭐⭐⭐

this is what happens when im allowed to exist on 1 hour sleep

og quote from TCG

How much do you love gay hedgehogs

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Oh yeah, the old guardian who shines gleaming light upon us is so done with existing. The coldness that comes with millions of years of being...

procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally

As someone who didn't have many friends growing up, it's insane to think my friend group now consists of more than 10 people

As someone who didn't sleep in friends houses growing up, it's insane to think I basically live at T's house

What do you mean we're best friends?? What do you mean you're sleeping beside me right now?

What do you mean we can choose someone's house (usually T's) and just hang out?? What do you mean we're all hanging out on your house? This is insane

I love this, I love knowing we can just schedule a day and a time and just encounter each other

Big hugs, big groups

I love knowing she is sleeping right here beside me and I wouldn't trade it for the world :')

Please let's all just buy a big house and live together forever and ever ily you guys sm @ibibinos @lesvenuslov @theoqflowers @theworstdodothatis

Life without death knows no form, no boundary. Without death and our finite nature it would be stripped of all meaning. Left to wonder as little more than endlessly rotating gears in the quiet engine of cold hell.

But

We do not die because it gives our lives meaning. We die because this is the way of all things and in the end is that not all we are?

Hands. HANDS. I LOVE HANDS. I LOVE H-

Just wait till you find Reaper!Sans fan art they're crazy detailed bro

The tape is blank. And yet… it feels like you’ve seen it before.