Guys Im Like Insanely Single. Stop Asking About Deadpool And Torch And Daredevil And Whoever The Fuck

me: aw yeah look at me i learned how to use chopsticks in under three minutes im so smart :)

me four minutes earlier: ooooo look, two day old sushi leftovers!!

sometimes i can't tell if it's a manic episode of if i'm just not sad for once

update pt 2: apparently its a manic episode :D im gonna try to force myself to sleep now because im in hysterics :D

24 hours of insomnia brought to you by my latest manic episode (feat. anxiety, procrastination, and 3 shots of espresso)

somebody slap me if i procrastinate my plan tomorrow its literally so i can catch up in one class within the week dear god if i don't follow through with this plan i'm dropping out

LoF breaking a, years long, traditional art block in 4k (≧▽≦)

Thanks @erinwantstowrite and ur awesome, awesome, fic

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just to add: the same dog tried to run away yesterday as well when we were taking in groceries so obviously shes on a rebellious streak but noooo its my fault for being upset about being right

me: if you let the dogs go in without their leashes, they're gonna run away

my mom: no they won't

a dog: *tries to run away*

my mom: i cant believe this happened

omg i forgot to post this here

i try to make a wholesome, playable, funny joke character and it evolves into a pathetic lump of a man who puts everything before himself and would do anything to protect those he loves

i haven't worn my retainers in months and god i forgot how helpful ibuprofen is with the readjustment pain

i take great pride in the ability to make my players cry over a side character without physically hurting anyone :)