So I’ve Been Watching Midnight Gospel, And The Only Thing I Can Think Of Is What Is Clancy And Cecil

Nook

Just then op of was sniped in the back of the head.

I am normal and can be trusted with the concept of soulmates. I will not magnify the inherent incestual undertones of soulmates to a ridiculous degree. Now if you'd only let me explain to you how the concept of one soul splitting into two beings bears an undeniable similarity to a single fertilized egg splitting into two halves to grow into identical twins-

reblogging for sample size is appreciated

On a mission

Human reproduction is weird, like you grow something in your body and then one day it just comes out and it's yours now. what are you going to do with it? I don't know. I don't care, it's yours it's your problem now and then it grows up and it might reproduce and it might momentarily come back to you depending on how you raised it and if it does good job you did that it either came out of you and it's now a person or it came out of you I went into someone else and then it came out of them and is now a person it's a strange thing just imagine it's your first time on planet Earth and someone explains to you how humans reproduce and you just sitting there like what the fu- I hate acting like it's normal it's not just normal because it's happened a lot of times and that's how we live it's a weird thing and I don't want to act like it's not.

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

#This is the best thing a Tumblr has done absolutely 

For every person who likes or reblogs this post today, I will boop you.

You cannot stop me.

Only prolong your fate.