True story
#This is the best thing a Tumblr has done absolutely 
For every person who likes or reblogs this post today, I will boop you.
You cannot stop me.
Only prolong your fate.
On the bright side you could easily see who accidentally sat on one of those seats by the way they walk now
shout out to amnesiacs, gotta be my favorite gender fr
yeah.
hey babe are yous a gargoyle because yous the only goyle id gargle
Shitty Narrator aesthetic: do you guys think that stanley and the narrator ever explored each other’s bodi- [i am violently expunged from the narrative]