Sisters, Our Husband Is Back From The War, Alive And Whole!!!

Person A: The world doesn't revolve around you, idiot!

Person B: I know, but yours does. *wink*

Reblog if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Pikachu man.

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Please help me find this snippet I came across a few years ago:

A young knight finds an eldritch being sitting on a throne in a palace in ruins

He makes a deal with it

Several years later, he goes back to it to pay the price

The price turns out to be that he should take its place, or something like that. But he doesn't know that because it's cryptically phrased

Then he turns into an eldritch being and he feels tired to his bones

It turns out that he was the being all along and now he is somehow stuck in a time loop

The story ends with him making a deal with his younger self

What do Gravity Falls and The Asylum series by Madeleine Roux have in common?

The protagonist (s) cleans up messes made by Grunkle over the summer (s)

If he loved me, then why would he give me this life?! Like, I was fine when I was non-sentient, dude, leave me the hell alone!

Boop meeeee!!!!!

tumblr tuesday: today, we celebrate every woman...

…whatever powers she may possess (@fionacreates):

…who feels things just as she should (@papaartistakabettyrose):

…whether she be the rescuer or the rescued (@vetyr):

…whatever journey she may be on (@jeniferprince):

…however many underestimate her (@refrigerator-art​):

…however she comes to be herself (@thetranspositivitycafe​):

…with or without a cape (@asknicorobean​):

…whether she be a goddess of the waning moon (@painted-maypole​):

…or a goddess of the waning year (@samticore​):

…who cares for her family, whatever shape that takes (@druidart​):

…who dreams (@strijkdesign​):

Have a good, safe International Women’s Day. You deserve it all.

An earlier version of this post included an additional illustration. After we were informed the art was misgendered, we removed it. We sincerely apologize to the artist and entire community for our error. Thank you for calling this to our attention.

She looks animated.

How can someone be so perfect? Asfdskghgsh

Halle Bailey as Neytiri from Avatar

I do. Everytime I'm told to go to a bar and forced to go out, I remember that the person I will call my favorite person in the world in five years might be the next person to be dm me after looking at my post and stay at home

The person you will call your favorite person in the world five years from now might not even be in your life yet. Think about that every time you walk into a bar, every time you’re forced to go out when you don’t want to, and every time you have to let someone who doesn’t deserve you walk out of your life.