Just Finished Up An Art For Brian’s Cottagejock Exercise Streams

Friendly reminder that it is possible and perfectly Okay to be sad about bdg leaving polygon and to support him in his decisions and be exited about his future content at the same time.

Don't be mad at yourself if you're sad about it.

A thing that made u happy is now going to disappear or change, and that's scary. But the people won't disappear, be on the lookout for new independent bdg content going forward. I may fear change but I can't wait to see what the future has in store.

I couldn't edit this shorter than one second but I really wanted a clip of Brian's "eeeaa!" so here's this

IS THIS WHA THTE UFCK YOU WOULDNT TELL ME ABOUT??? YOU WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT CARGO SOCKS AND WHICH POLYGON MEMBER WOULD WEAR THEM???

MADRE QUE TE PARIO--

expectations of having a nsfw chat: conversations that are, you know, nsfw

reality:

thanks for the eye opening conversation about cargo, @eroticlizardfiction @mothmason @lesbian-sailor @honeyfungus @victoriantrashjohn @sheriff-of-polygon​

not to want a gay medieval love letter on main but

I saw a post a week or so ago that said it would put a gay love note in the askbox of everyone who reblogged it, but it didn't actually work. So Here Is My Pledge, I will put a medieval gay love letter in the askbox of everyone who reblogs this. Everyone. I don't care if this gets 5,000 notes,(even though it won't) everyone's getting a love letter. Have fun with your gay love letters friends.

to be clear this is not a joke i have the first half of a research paper written out. i just need to run the actual experiment.

these are things i do for fun.

i think i need to reevaluate my life choices

me: gosh im so busy. i can barely do things i enjoy because i have so much work to get done. i wish i could spend more time with my family, friends, and boyfriend.

me:

me: anyway, i’m going to go write a completely unprompted research paper on how playing video games while exercising affects performance, inspired by brian david gilbert

do u guys remember those posts that would be like EVERY single mother fucker who reblogs this post will get an ask from me saying what animal their blog reminds me of. GO! and they’d get like 80,000 notes. do u guys think that those people r still answering those. like are they contractually bound by the tumblr engine to keep sending asks until they’ve actually sent one to every single person that reblogs. this is irl tumblr gothic

why are videos that my phone make about bdg so much funnier than i will ever be

This was probably dramatically amazing thing I saw on the internet today.

Dasha: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Burger: It’s Burger.

Dasha: What did he do this time?

Burger No, it’s me, Burger. It’s actually me

Dasha: What did you do this time?