Okay But Unironically “can’t Flush No Hands” Is The Best Phrase Ever And I Can’t Believe It Came

No one:

My brain right now: ~strollin' Stu~ ~soarin' stu~ ~smolderin' stu~

*listens to the altogether and cries*

Polygon Cyberpunk Red Mini Big Bang incoming!

Hello, citizens of Night City! It seems people are interested in joining a PCPR Mini Big Bang, and so it’s happening! Read on for the details

What is a Mini Big Bang?

A Mini Big Bang is a smaller version of a fandom event known as a Big Bang. A Big Bang is a fandom event where writers and artists collaborate. during this event, writers will write a fanfic while artists create art to accompany this fanfic. on a specific deadline day, all the works will be posted, resulting in a “bang” of content. a Mini Big Bang is basically a Big Bang, but with a smaller minimum wordcount. The PCPR Mini Big Bang’s minimum fic wordcount will be 3k words.

When is everything happening?

Please check click this link to view the full and detailed event calendar. Looking at this calendar is a MUST before you sign up. Important dates are the following:

Oct 7: Writer, Artist, Beta Sign Ups open

Oct 14: Writer, Artist, Beta Sign Ups close

Oct 21: Writers who want Betas choose their Betas

Oct 28: Writer Check In

Nov 4: Writers submit their fic summaries

Nov 7: Summaries are posted and Artists begin claiming fics

Nov 11: Writer + Artist claiming finalized. Pair can now collaborate.

Nov 25: Writer and Artist Check In

Dec 23: Writer and Artist Check In

Dec 30: Deadline. Posting of all works

Woah, woah, woah, Check ins? Claiming? What? I have so many questions!

Don’t worry! Here is a longer and detailed FAQ that contains more information for both writers and artists. Before committing to anything, please read through that FAQ. If your question is not addressed within the FAQ, please do not hesitate to send this blog an ask!

I have read and understand all the information! Where can I sign up?

Sign ups for Writers, Artists, and Betas open on October 7! Links will be posted on this blog, so give this blog a follow for updates.

Cool! Anything else I can do to help?

Reblog this post! Signal boosts are much appreciated to get the word out.

Thanks for reading! Looking forward to work with all you creative fan content creators!

Nice gender did your parents pick it out for you?

me, crying on the floor: ….do u… hhhav sumeone t walk Home withh,,,, do u waNt SomOne t’s gett-ttin lait…

my girlfriend, lying next to me, who just played my youtube mix: Dude,

logically speaking i am Aware that these tags are meant to be continuation of the lyrics terminating at a certain point???? but my smooth ass brain decided that you could totally say it as “pulled through a bdg” and in the process decided bdg should be pronounced beedj.

i have nothing else to say it’s just very important to me that you know that

nobody:

my brain: keep it

Quick

say it

Brief

if it’s FAST it will be a

Reeeeeliiiief

short on

Time

that’s a

Gift

count your

SEconds

and they’ll catch

~~the drift~~

Androgyny but Patrick Gill flavored

it took me like a full minute to realise that this was a post that was blocked with my own tumblr filters and not that “this post may contain reddit and american” was the funny post I was like wtf why can’t I reblog this

some of you asked and all of you shall receive: Buffshroom boi, a compilation

art by: @duckneutron @scull-not-skull @frogsbee @cyberdumb and me