*high Spams The Uno Button And Is Instantly Sent To The Shadow Realm*

conversations that probably happened

bdg several months ago: im gonna grow a moustache so i can do a video about waluigi and dramatically shave it off

everyone at polygon who are just as unhinged as bdg: fuck yeah long con

see also: all the defenders shows esp daredevil & jess jones

Marvel was dumb to cancel Cloak & Dagger and Runaways.

That’s it. That’s the post.

“Ayo can I gape in here?”

while creating the pcpr characters

jenna: i am god

simone: i’m me, but smarter and cooler

pat: i’m kronk but farm

brian: i am creating the most relatable character know to humanity

sir?????????? SIR????????

me: gosh im so busy. i can barely do things i enjoy because i have so much work to get done. i wish i could spend more time with my family, friends, and boyfriend.

me:

me: anyway, i’m going to go write a completely unprompted research paper on how playing video games while exercising affects performance, inspired by brian david gilbert

Polygon youtube ur so fine ur so fine u blow my mind clap clap etc

ok but polygon is just outright criticizing capitalism at this point. they’re not even trying to hide it.

saturday shorts implies the existence of shorts for every other day of the week, named accordingly.

Files spiral around him, glowing ethereal electric green, a whirlwind not unalike to leaves whipped up by the wind from the forest floor. One by one, he sees them start to fizzle out...

so uh. i was reading through gotta get to the bottom of this by hemlock_sunset on ao3, which is a fantastic fic and i love it very much, and i was gonna do something normal like comment but instead... i drew this??? because i am a sucker for strong imagery apparently??? and they did the most recent chapter in entirely coding/fragmented thoughts and gahh i love it

took me an hour and a half, on ibispaint x on my phone. used a pose tool called easyposer.

[IMAGE ID: Vang0 Bang0, a man with bob-length blond hair, one cybernetic eye, and a mustache, floats in a green techy-looking space. Around him fly papers and files, which appear to be disintegrating. He is wearing shorts and a loose-fitting t-shirt, along with knee-height socks and a choker. The entire drawing is done in monochromatic green and has a staticky-looking, faint overlay. /END ID.]