Nobody Is Gonna Talk About How Hazel Had Leo And Frank Fighting Over Her At Age 13 🥲🥲

Maxon when his father threatened to ‘talk’ with America : No you’re not laying a finger on her. You can hit me, whip me, insult me and yell at me all you want but if you so much as breathe within five metres of her I’ll personally see to your death.

do you guys ever just wonder about Cardan’s mother’s reaction to his letters…? Like bestie your son is in love and missing his wife and you’re burning his letters…show some emotion…

Headcanon that Percy and Annabeth’s children have regular visits with their godly grandparents and Poseidon is absolutely open about his love for them while Athena tries to hide the fact that she finds the kids adorable.

Optician : Okay, what colour is this? *points to grey*

Nico : ….

Optician : ….

Nico : …..

Will in a corner : Come on! We haven’t got all day!

Nico: …It’s light black.

Zeus : What is wrong with you?!

Percy : What is wrong with YOU?!

Jace Herondale : An evolution of feelings

*meets Clary* : She’s pretty

Few weeks later : I think I’m in love with her

Literally a week or shit after they get together : Oh shit she’s my sister

Him trying to rid off and deny his feelings : No I don’t love clary that way she’s my sister WDYM

Jace when Clary kisses him in the Seelie court : I know she’s my sister and everything but but like I want her and she desires me the most??? Why can’t we just date in secret???

Jace, at the end, when the poor boy finally realises that he’s a Herondale and NOT Clary’s brother : YES!!! I’M NOT HER BROTHER!!! MY FEELINGS FOR HER AREN’T WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

Conclusion : Jace seriously needs to get his shit together he fell in love with his May-be sister and wanted to date her. At the same time they weren’t really siblings so no harm I guess 😀-

Okay but imagine the Percy Jackson characters at hogwarts with Harry Potter

Percy and Harry would either be best friends for enemies due to competition

Annabeth and Hermione would always be studying together/working on future homework

And Leo with..Fred and George...

Wait no the STOLL TWINS

Oh gods I need a fan fiction

Annabeth : Lesson number one in life, I’m always right.

Percy :

Maxon Schreave: ‘Hello, My dear.’

Me : BEISHSHSHAHSHSHHSJAJSISJSKJS AMERICAWHATWHYDOYOUNOTLIKETHISOMG

Ben Barnes is without doubt a darklina shipper.

Go ahead, change my mind.