Carter+ Zia ; Sadie + Walt/Anubis Wedding

Maxon when his father threatened to ‘talk’ with America : No you’re not laying a finger on her. You can hit me, whip me, insult me and yell at me all you want but if you so much as breathe within five metres of her I’ll personally see to your death.

Percy : I WANT BLUE COOKIES

: BLUE COOKIESSSSSSSS

Gaea and the giants : So this is the guy that beat us?

Kronos, the Titans, and everyone Percy has ever beaten :

𝙂𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙩

I was just wondering - what's the ghost's opinion on, say, Herondales and Lightwoods? If a Herondale or a Lightwood were to step into Blackthorn manor and loudly announce themselves, how likely are they to get ass-whooped by the ghost? 🤔

We are likely to find out. ;)

Ben Barnes is without doubt a darklina shipper.

Go ahead, change my mind.

do you guys ever just wonder about Cardan’s mother’s reaction to his letters…? Like bestie your son is in love and missing his wife and you’re burning his letters…show some emotion…

Kaz : I protect my investments

The fandom : SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPOMGTHEY’RESOCUTE

Friendly reminder

Sadie.Kane.Is.Not.White. 🥰

Yes it’s mentioned that she has lighter skin than Carter and that she takes after her mother but her father is black so naturally she’s biracial 🥰❤️‍🔥

Credits to Emmy and Kat 😩✨

Pekka Rollins : Where does Kaz Brekker live?!

Inej : With me

Pekka : Well, where do you live?

Inej : With Kaz

Pekka : Where is your house?

Inej : Next to Wylan’s house

Pekka : For the last time, wraith, where is Wylan’s house?

Inej : If I tell you, you won’t believe me

Pekka : TELL ME!

Inej : Next to my house

Aspen : *exists*

Me to him about how he broke up with America : Guess you didn’t cheat, but you’re still a traitor-

Optician : Okay, what colour is this? *points to grey*

Nico : ….

Optician : ….

Nico : …..

Will in a corner : Come on! We haven’t got all day!

Nico: …It’s light black.