Every Night You Dream That You Talk To A Genie, When You Wake Up You Can't Remember What You Wished For.
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
You reach for and destroy your Alexa, causing you to overslept for work. During the rush to get ready for work you also destroy your comb and toothbrush
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