Ok But This Whole Scene Was Hot Asf From All Of Them

I'm so used to being queerbaited that I have no idea how I'll react if we get a canon gay relationship in stranger things. It might take me a few business days to process that it is in fact real. Then I'll explode.

Stranger things incorrect quotes pt.1

1. Robin: *petting a cat on her lap* Aren't you the prettiest kitty in the world.

Steve: *walks in* aren't you allergic to cats?

Robin: *petting slowly* maybe.

2. Eddie: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.

Steve: What?

Eddie: What?

Robin: *eating chips in the background* you said you would fuck him if he asked.

3. Robin: Hey, wanna know your gay name?

Nancy: My what?

Robin: Your gay name.

Nancy: ...Sure, what is it?

Robin: It's your name...

Robin: *gets on one knee* and my last name.

Nancy: O-Oh my God.

4. Joyce: Hop, what are you drinking?

Hopper: Tea.

Joyce: Oh, what kind of tea?

Hopper: Tea...quila.

5. Hopper: One day you will be a father.

Steve: Father? I am a father.

Hopper: *sighing* The kids don't count.

Steve: *slams hand on the table* they are MY KIDS.

6. Robin: Are you high?

Eddie: Am I what?

Robin: High.

Eddie: Hello.

7. Eddie: Next question, You're into Robin.

Nancy: That's not a question!

Eddie: So you agree it's a fact.

8. Steve: Admit it, you like Nancy.

Robin: Oh come on,

Robin: I mean, am I attracted to her? Sure.

Robin: Do my days feel better when I'm around her? Sure.

Robin: Does she get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably.

Robin: Do I fantasize about her? Yes, but only in two positions.

Robin: Am I the type of person who'd do anything for her? Absolutely.

Robin: But do I like her?

Robin: The answer is no.

Steve:

9. Robin: *highlights an entire page of notes*

Steve: Bro, you know you're only supposed to highlight the important ones.

Robin: *highlights Steve's arm*

Steve: Why'd you do that bro?

Robin: Because you're important to me bro.

Steve: B R O

10. Jason: Welcome to the "fuck Eddie Munson" support group where we gather to say a collective "fuck you" to that freak.

Jason: But first let's welcome our newest member.

Steve: *nervously laughing* So uh I may have misunderstood-

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

SPIDERBAND !!

available as a print here!

mike gay panicking around will

WIP

Mike: "Okay... How does it work again? I'm confused."

Nancy, pulling out a chart: "Okay, so... I'm a bisexual, right I like both right? So I date Robin who like girls. This is called lesbian, okay? Robin also dates Chrissy you know the cheerleader, which I know about. I also date Steve and Jonathan separately. They also date each other but Steve dates Eddie too. But Eddie only likes guys. Are you following me, Mike? But Jonathan also dates Argyle who you've met. But Argyle is Pansexual which means he doesn't care and is also in a relationship with a girl called Eden. So, overall I'm a bisexual, so is Steve. Jonathan is probably a pansexual but he is also asexual so he doesn't care all that much about that stuff. Like I said Robin is a lesbian and so is Chrissy, but Chrissy she might be bi but isn't sure. Eddie is like Chrissy's mentor though they are like best friends. Robin and Steve are the exact same. We all have designated times when we do things together. We are all friends too. Communication is also important. We also have group events. So, yeah... That's pretty much it, I believe. "

Mike: "Isn't that like..."

Mike: *Inhales*

Mike: "Gay or something?"

sending illi & friends to the Big Dance…!!!

meewee

You can’t tell me that after Steve had his bi crisis that he didn’t immediately turn up the charm, because mans didn’t get a reputation for nothing 🤣