When I Was In About Sixth Grade My Friend Told Me About A Song Her Math Teacher Would Play During Every

When I was in about sixth grade my friend told me about a song her math teacher would play during every test. 

It was a remix “Simple Plan,” by Untitled, but it was played with a really terrible speaker. So it sounded like “A man on a stick” instead of “I made my mistakes” along with somebody saying “YEAH” randomly spliced in it.

This is the reason she hated math class.

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@johnsheps 

did you know that this little shit

@johnsheps 

IS THIS FUCKING GUY IN THE DUBBED VERSION OF JJBA

@johnsheps 

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Currently doing random things. Background image is not mine, profile picture is from JoJolion. I'm most interested in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, A Series of Unfortunate Events (both the books and the Netflix series) and Dunkirk. I may not be an artist in the drawing sense, but I do write short stories. Perhaps I'll even post them one day. Enjoy your stay. Icon is a screenshot from JoJolion, although I cannot remember which chapter.

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