So My Grandpa Was In Charge Of Desserts So We Were Confused When He Said He Was Bringing A Casserole…

Things I Heard at Marching Band #9

That’s a sexy house

Things I Heard at Marching Band #10

One day I peed on my dad

Things I Heard at School #1

You think I’m god?! I’m Santa Claus!

Of course I don’t have velociraptors! Who would have such a thing in their closet? *Raptor screeches in the distance* Yea definitely don’t *nervous laughter*

I AM LGBT AND I SUPPORT LGBT AND I DEFINITELY AM NOT HIDING A GROUP IF VELOCIRAPTORS IN MY BEDROOM CUPBOARD!!! *Leans on the door of my bedroom cupboard, dinosaur sounds coming from within* *whispers at the door* shhh be quiet or else they'll know

Things I Heard at Marching Band #1

I’m going to skin your mother !

Things I Heard at Marching Band #14

My brain is a tofu scramble. I will turn myself into a meatball sub.

Reblog if you're a pretty queer who's pretty queer.

Things I Heard at Marching Band #2

The sun beats women!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #16

I can taste sleep

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals