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Things I Heard at Marching Band #14

My brain is a tofu scramble. I will turn myself into a meatball sub.

Things I Heard at School #1

You think I’m god?! I’m Santa Claus!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #11

Accidentals are sexy

Things I Heard at Marching Band #3

I wonder how long it would take to charge a tomato

Things I Heard at Marching Band #10

One day I peed on my dad

Things I Heard at Marching Band #17

Are there bears in Ohio?

Of course I don’t have velociraptors! Who would have such a thing in their closet? *Raptor screeches in the distance* Yea definitely don’t *nervous laughter*

I AM LGBT AND I SUPPORT LGBT AND I DEFINITELY AM NOT HIDING A GROUP IF VELOCIRAPTORS IN MY BEDROOM CUPBOARD!!! *Leans on the door of my bedroom cupboard, dinosaur sounds coming from within* *whispers at the door* shhh be quiet or else they'll know

Things I Heard at Marching Band #6

And I’m taking my pants off … AHH!

I don’t think I’ve ever found a post that describes me more

"wow ur so good at math" ah ha but you see. you dont ever get good at math. you stay bad, but now youre bad at harder math

Things I Heard at Marching Band #4

Stop throwing dead birds at people!