He's Very Excited About His First Night As A Jack O Lantern

best way I have found to comfort people who are endlessly apologetic of things outside their control (often as a result of shitty relationships) is the jokingly hyperbolic accusation of [gasp] "so you're behind it all!"

like someone giving me directions who starts apologizing profusely when I miss a light as if it's their fault--[gasp] "it was you who petitioned city council to build this intersection in 1893!!" because it snaps them out of it and they laugh like. oh yeah. that's a ridiculous thing to blame someone for. I'm not that guy. you're not that guy. it works.

Whwat the hell is Threshhold day im new here

WAIT NO FUCLK I MEANT TORTELLINI. I GOT THAT FUCKIGN TORTELLINI IN MY POCKETS.

got that fuckign. ravioli in my pockets.

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

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ITS MY BIRTHDAY YIPPEE

IF COCAINE was switched with water, the world would eather be a lot better or alot worse. This has been 5am thoughts. Have a good sleep, if you dare.

Opening Tumblr on March 15th

The last night before I age. (My birthdays tommorow!!!)