Pope, Arriving On The Motorbike JJ Taught Him How To Ride

JJ, to Pope : We had a date!

JJ: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33609010

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Cop: You ran a red light.

JJ: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

JJ: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

Why JJPope would never last as a secret

John B: Hey, have you seen JJ?

Pope: I'M NOT SEEING JJ!

John B: What?

Pope: What?

JJ, in the distance: So much for playing it cool, Pope.

Pope, exasperated: but how do I know if he’s gay?

John B: here. JJ!

JJ, looking up from his phone on the couch: what

John B: would you rather give up cheese or blow jobs for the rest of your life?

Pope: that’s not-

JJ, shrugging: blow jobs maybe… they hurt my jaw

Pope *eyes blowing wide*

John B: you’re welcome.

JJ, pointing: can I sit there?

Pope: that’s my lap

JJ: that still doesn’t answer my question

JJ: remember when I said I had to go to the pharmacy?

Pope: yeah?

JJ: they’re out of my ADHD meds for five days

Pope: oh my god

JJ: it’s going to be a fun week!

Pope: I’m going to my parents-

JJ: through sickness and in health mother fucker-

Pope , sweating: JJ, there’s something I need to ask you-

JJ: Finally! You’re proposing!

Pope : How’d you know?

JJ: Pope , you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

JJ: I even picked it up once.

Pope : Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

JJ: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Pope : ...

Pope : You mean ring bearER, right?

JJ: ...

Pope : Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

JJ: uh..

Pope: JJ, I’m feeling like I don’t deserve to be loved

JJ: *in a baby voice* aw, bubbas, do you wanna cuddle? would that make you feel be-

JJ: *looks up to see Pope recording*

JJ: delete it. Fucking delete it.