Sage Wanna Go To School?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Guess what, tomorrow is my birthday!

I MUST GO MY LOVIES I'M OFF TO WAR FOR NOW

imma probably be DEAD before this ends

"Kill yourself" is basic. "I hope your fandom gets a new installment that is objectively a great work but also tonally dissonant from the previous ones in a way that generates a huge newbie boom of people uninterested and hostile towards the history of the franchise" is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happening right now.

vent sorta

my mom, showing an example of one of my distant cousins my age (17-ish) having gotten pregnant bcs of lack of parental guidance and that she deleted all my online stuff for my own good: And you could've gotten like that if you kept doing what you were doing online.

Me, internally: Wow! You figured out my secret plan- go get railed and then pregnant! I can't believe it! Goshdarnit, my plans have been ruined!

for anyone who needs this-

I'M OFF TO WAR POOKIES

DJSKJGHJKJL THE WINGS-

AGHKJDLFJ I AM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH THE SYMBOLISM-

Prayers for rain can be heard faintly throughout Gotham, some hear it, some don't. Soon, rain indeed fell, but it stopped after a short while.

- @the-goddess-of-the-rain 🌧🪭

"Oh... I'm getting prophecies from a goddess..." Sage murmured. "Welp, I guess I'm fucked."

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