Love This. That Cat Is Like O.o

Vocal Director: I’m so sorry to all the mentally ill people. Elf: The Musical did you wrong.

Yeah I met someone who had an invisible disability like me and they had just gotten steroid injections into their knees so it was really painful, so they were using the disabled spot on the bus but a whiny lady came up and told them they couldn't use it??? So they had to argue with this lady all along the bus ride about what in invisible disability is.

using disabled stalls, seats, and parking spots without needing them is not innocuous. these aren't just things that make disabled people's lives easier (although that's reason enough). they prevent us from being injured or in distress, and allow us to take care of our needs. removing our access to that can put us in danger. stop it.

also, to the invisibly disabled people reading this - including mentally ill and neurodivergent people - if you need these accomodations, please continue to use them. your needs matter. do what you need to stay as safe and healthy as possible.

Interesting is what you tell your friend when they showed you a 'short film' that had really bad camera angles and a confusing story with grainy audio but you don't want to tell them you hate it so you just have to lie.

‘Interesting’ is one of the least interesting ways to describe something.

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

i don't have any celebrity photos lol

@moonthemagical

Tagged by: @envydean!

Rules: Show your lock screen, last celeb photo, and the last song you listened to.

I’m counting my screenshot of Xiran Jay Zhao for this.

Tagging: @evilwriter37, @ashleybenlove, @knowerofuselessfacts, @poisonedyouth, @uh-ohspaghettio, @stand-up-and-screamo, and @cascigarette

quick what is everyone doing right now

I've had COVID twice :(

I think both times during 2022 or maybe once in 2021 the other in 2022? idrk

lets go!!!!

Dear Tumblr, This fucking sucks. Your pal, --Jim

i mean how else would he deal with Benoit's shenanigans?

I also love how we all just immediately went they're married.

Not they're boyfriend's, just got together or engaged, it was just clear that they have been married for a long time