Bonus Prowler In His Fortress Of Sweets

It's okay,we've all said crazy things on the net.But you've apologized and that's awesome.Now is the time for peace and timbits:)Happy holidays!

HEY EVERYONE

I’ve made an explanation/apology post here i’d love for you to check out but if you aren’t feeling like reading a long winded explanation here’s what’s what:

this post is three years old

i was sixteen and a pretentious idiot who though she was pretty funny and clever

i didn’t fact check jack shit

im really sorry for calling every single american a ‘fuck hole’

now for the more in-depth stuff:

im aware of the timmies locations all over the USA by now. I think i can list every single one from memory at this point

i’m sorry for the harsh and inflammatory language I used that was super not cool of me to do no matter how creative i felt at the time

I’m altering the original post bc this is the posts fourth or fifth wind and by far the biggest yet and it seems like the post is mostly going from blog to blog and people aren’t checking my blog before sending me death threats lol

SO ON THE OFF CHANCE people check the original post first I’m throwing in another apology here

take this as far warning friends, posts on the internet last forever 

happy holidays!!

Megatron: *gets shot in the dick and falls* Ahhhh! My EqUaLiBrIuUuM!

Starscream: Megatron has fallen! I, Starscream, am the new leader of the decepticonssss! *immediately gets shot in the dick and falls*

Jazz/Prowl

send me a pairing and I’ll tell you who:

falls asleep on the couch

On purpose? Jazz. On accident? Prowl. He eventually just resolves to stop doing paperwork in the living room, but Jazz likes his company. And getting to sneak some quality couch snuggles.

makes friends with the neighbors

Oh, Jazz. Prowl once tried to get their neighbors investigated for improper recycling sorting. That might sound like a stretch, but he’d deduced that it was a front for an energon distillery, and wanted to put an end to it. Jazz warned them ahead of time and now they get free high-grade. Prowl doesn’t know Jazz’s supplier and honestly thinks it’s the best they’ve managed to get for the price.

is the adventurous eater

Jazz again! However, Prowl can be encouraged to try adventurous food with enough logic, which has resulted in some of his favorite foods being weirder than usual.

hogs the covers at night

Prowl. He insists that he does not snore, take any more of the covers than he is allotted in their relationship, OR sleeptalk, but Jazz knows better. He’s a blanket hog and his doorwings make being the big spoon hard. Someday, he’ll figure out how to be the big spoon without getting smacked in the nose by a twitchy wing.

forgets to do the dishes

Neither of them. Jazz knows how upset not doing the dishes makes Prowl, and as if Prowl would forget something that simple. He has alerts for everything, I’d imagine.

tries to surprise their partner more often

Jazz, but Prowl always sees it coming. On the rare occasion Prowl tries to surprise Jazz, he also sees it coming but pretends that he didn’t. One of the downsides of a relationship between a tactician and master spy.

leaves dirty laundry on the floor

Jazz, but he manages to clean it up before Prowl ever notices. One time Prowl came home before Jazz (an unlikely happenstance) and noticed the mess on the floor and Jazz had to hear about it for weeks. He still occasionally hears about it when Prowl wants to convince him of something.

stays up til 2 AM reading

Prowl. This is what leads to him accidentally falling asleep on the couch. Jazz doesn’t really mind, but he’s taken to reminding Prowl to actually sleep on time when he’s too deep into the Law of Polyhex or whatever’s caught his interest.

sings in the shower

Jazz. He also knows Prowl does it too, but Prowl refuses to sing outside of the shower. Which is a shame, because their voices sound nice together.

takes the selfies

Jazz again! Prowl took one once and somehow broke the selfie-stick (which Jazz totally owns because how else do you get those good angles?? We aren’t monsters here) and he panicked and shoved the phone at Jazz.

plans date night

Prowl. They both have really busy schedules, so when it comes to planning something that works for the both of them, Prowl has an ‘A Beautiful Mind’-style wall full of calendars, dates, pictures of potential disturbances, etc, etc. He has planned 20 successful dates so far. Jazz jokes that they’re going out to a bar on date 21. Prowl is trying to make it happen.

hi i deleted my blog out of angered impulse and now i regret everything

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transformers

cars

aesthetics

art

animation

memes god please i need my memes 

and i will check you out

Oh Megsy you big ol' city bombing,planet destroying,sparkless,flirt~

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This sounds like fun! I'm finally confident enough in my arts to do something like this!^_^

Secret Solenoid 2018!

I’m happy to announce that Secret Solenoid is opening for the fourth year in a row!

WHAT IS IT?

Secret Solenoid is a Secret Santa exchange for Transformers fan artists and writers. If you’ve ever been in a fandom gift exchange, you probably know what’s up. You sign up, you get a prompt/request list from someone else, you make their gift in secret, then at the end of the exchange you share it, and get a gift of your own! Secret Solenoid is hosted here on tumblr, and on the Secret Solenoid community over on pillowfort.

For all updates on the exchange, please join the Secret Solenoid group on pillowfort or follow the secretsolenoid tumblr.

This year (Nov 2018-Jan 2019) the schedule is:

November 1st: Signups Open

November 15th: Signups Close

November 18th: Wishlists Distributed

December 23rd: Gifts Complete/Check-in/Final Emergency Fills go out

January 1st-6th: Gifts Posted

JOINING THE EXCHANGE:

To sign up, you just need to fill out this google form! All the relevant questions are detailed in the form, but here’s a quick summary of what to expect.

The first thing you’ll need to include is your name and a contact (email/tumblr/pillowfort). Whatever you list is how you’ll get information like your wishlist for the exchange, and how the mod will be checking in with you, so make sure it’s something you check regularly.

Next, you’re going to include information about the kind of gift you’d like to. Whether it’s fanfic, fanart, or both, what continuities you’re familiar with, and what kind of content you’d prefer to make. This is also where you let me know if you can do a second gift, if you’d like to step in for someone who drops out of the exchange.

And finally, your wishlist! The most important thing to include is your requests. Make sure to include at least three of them, so that you’re giving your gift-maker plenty to work with!

For example, a wishlist might look like:

TFP, Bumblebee, Smokescreen: Bee and Smokey having a race!

IDW MTMTE/RiD, Swerve/Blurr, Bar battle

Any Continuity, Soundwave being badass in a dynamic action pose

NSFW prompts are allowed, as are prompts featuring TFOCs, but please make sure not all of your options feature them.

GIFTS:

Your gift should be a finished piece. If you’re writing, your piece should be at minimum 1,000 words, and edited before it’s sent in. For artists, that means an inked/colored piece, rather than a sketch. If you’re doing traditional artwork, the scan/photograph should be good quality.

All the deadlines are listed above! If you find out that you’ll need an extension to finish your gift, or if you’re going to have to drop out of the exchange, please let me know before December 23rd!

SIGNUPS ARE OPEN! If you have any other questions, just @ this blog or send in an ask!

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