Just A Little PSA, If You're An Adult In The Tangled/vat7k Fandom And You're Interacting With Other People

imagine hugo's voice goin on low octave whenever he speaks ingvarrian....

oh varian, my dear, youre so cooked

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Im sorry I'm just having trouble processing that

Your son refuses to admit the truth so I'm asking you, is he a bottle blonde? (And what's his og hair color?)

He’s naturally blond but he dyes it to be lighter and it makes it a more platinum blond colour.

“Guys disney is gonna make vat7k this time trust me bro-“ its been FIVE YEARS. LET THE MAN DIE.

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

vat7k fans that insist Varian should always be the dom/top one and Hugo always be the sub/bottom one to the point they're shoving it as the "only correct way" to interpret their dynamic on everybody else's throat needs to stfu

it's okay for them to switch alternately who tops and who bottoms—they're scientists ffs, and if we're being for fuckin real rn they'd both totally be interested and 100% down to explore every options they have on the table

because at the end of the day, they're equals ffs—heck, them mutually switchin just further greatly elevates showcasin the level of trust and openness they're willing to give each other when they're being deeply intimate and vulnerable together

so i need that stubborn and entitled crowd to stfu, thanks

Stop lying to us and yourself you lying liar

here a bedtime story ^^;

once upon a time, there was an idiot named Hugo Stupido. Stupido drank soda vodkas and ate a shit ton of dairy, despite being lactose intolerant (and then wondered why he was drunk). He then falls in love with a boy like the faggot he is and lives drunkingly ever after ^^

this is not inspired btw trust

Wow. Maybe I should tell this story to my son tonight to help him sleep. (Or whisper it in his ear while he sleeps to knock some sense into him.)

I was born with blonde hair, but by this point it's turned to a light-ish brown that only looks golden and/or red in some lighting, so I just project onto Hugo and give him my exact hair colour. Still figuring out whether or not he'd continue dyeing it well into the future.

As for Donella, I think it'd be fun if she was the only natural blonde in the series. I imagine her in flashbacks to have sorta dirty blonde hair, but ofc eventually it turned grey.

I know everyone under the sun head cannons that Hugo bleaches his hair and even though it would totally be in character and make sense goddamit this series is FULL OF GINGERS LET US HAVE AT LEAST ONE NATURAL BLONDE

Plus, I think it’d be even more gay of him if he just drew in his eyebrows instead

NO!!!! NO!!!!! I REFUSE!!! ITS SO FUNNY IF THERES LITERALLY NOT ONE NATURAL BLONDE IN THIS SERIES. AS A NATURAL BLONDE I SUPPORT IT. HE 100% BLEACHES THAT SHIT IDGAF. HOW IS THAT NOT GAY ENOUGH ALREADY

Also what do you MEANN this series is full of gingers theres literally only like. Ulla and catalina (I ALMOST FORGOT HER IM SORRY CATALINA I LOVE YOU) and the stabbingtons and idk fucking. Feldspar???? I guess???? LMFAOO

And dont you dare tell me “Uhhhm Actually ullas family-“ UHMMM ACTUALLY WE DONT KNOW IF THEY’RE EVEN GINGER. THE ONE DRAWING WE HAVE OF THEM ISN’T EVEN COLORED. YOU GUYS ALL MADE THAT UP. ALSO THEY AREN’T REAL

It also doesn’t even matter frankly bc i don’t even think he’s ginger i think hes more like,, a very reddish brunette?? Like auburn kinda?? I honestly just use such warm colors my brunettes are already kinda reddish, so when i try to add More to hugo’s it just ends up looking red 😭 But its also funny for him to be a ginger because its just another thing to bully him for so i’ll gladly accept that too. Could go either way i guess. Up for interpretation

I'm telling your mother.

Fav colour that isn't green? Also have some gay water bitch

I mean, I like dark browns and blacks I guess... blue for obvious reasons, but green still owns my heart

Blonde Green Bitch out!!! ✨️🏳️‍🌈💅