Yeah, yeah... I'll read my tarot cards for you... pick 3 cards. Oh wow. It says you're kissing me in the future... Idk either, man... The cards don't lie
(Pokémon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald)
you only get so many days on earth, pls don't spend them lying to urself. find some consenting adults and call them mommy or jerk it to their feet pics or whatever ur into. it's fine, it's just you and them, it's fine
"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.
"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.
"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.
don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.
"player"
if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.
mooshrom cow from minecraft!! 🍄
what I think will happen if I message my mutuals
theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently