If You Clean The Vacuum Cleaner, You Are The Vacuum Cleaner Cleaner.

Now tell me which shit smells better

fragrances are interesting, you smell shit? you smell shit you smell shit out of other shit. Fuck you 

My cat would say this and I won't question it.

Peter: Do you mind if i take the skin off of your furby?

Peter: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us

Bucky: I literally could not care less but never say anything that frightening ever again

I made this based on what you said (which is a 100% true)

She made Egg Luthor on MS paint on the batcomputer. Bruce was very happy.

cassandra cain is blocked on all of lex luthors socials because she will tag him with pictures of sperm, eggs, golf balls, and anything else round and white every day

What

She's pretty great

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

Ah yes, puki's a whole ass junglebook.

why do i feel like you're jungkook.

I am definitely junghook

These are from Legends of Runeterra, a card game that explores League characters on an in depth level. These are your Blorbos. Check my comments on the original post to find out the reasons behind their league designs.

being an arcane fan without knowing anything about canon league is me looking at the league champions and going like Thats Not My Blorbo

This is amazing 👏

y’all want some cool, muslim-made, modest fashion ideas?

absolutely nobody asked but here, have them anyway (all via the Islamic Fashion Institute):

All of these are legends.

yes i used to watch "Art Attack"

Fuck.

What if the ghost is Thomas? Like... he reacted to Matthew's flask, told them to go to the tavern, reacted badly to Blackthorn (Tatiana killed his sister), and led them to Alastair's dagger