Therabiesfairy - The Rabies Fairy

friendly reminder that i do still consider fanfiction to could as novels if they are novel length mostly because of dantes inferno

fanfic authors b like ‘haha this chapter got a little out of hand it’s a little longer like 60k words’

babes that’s a novel. you wrote a novel.

im a marvin everything hater to be fair. the tie didnt particularly offend me but i immediately dislike it because he likes it you know what i mean

is this a safe space to say i'm not a marvin tie hater?

okay so this is funny and all but i did have this expirience and it was terrible and really fucking funny i had a dream/nightmare where my crush was dating someone else and i woke up really concerned that i was homophobic and terrible. oh sweet summer child

Clark, visibly distressed: Diana, I think I’m homophobic.

Diana, who can tell Clark likes Bruce: I think you’ll have to give me some context for this… conclusion you’ve gotten to, Clark.

Clark: At the party last night, seeing Bruce kiss some… guy… even if was just to get information… I felt sick to my stomach, Diana!

Diana, tired of how long it’s taking her friends to confess to each other: Clark… try having a talk with Bruce about what you’re feeling.

Clark: I can’t! Not when I’m still like this. I just got him to agree to bringing his family over to the farm a few days ago, and we were planning to go this weekend. I don’t want him to get mad at me :(

Diana:

They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

i love adam and steve

This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

the amount of dc fan content with tim and conner together is so immense that i was 100% convinced that they were canon. was no one going to tell me because i feel a lil dumb

a girl in my krav maga class walked up to me, called me pretty, and kneed by harder than i have ever been kneed in my life directly in my stomach. i wouldve died without the cushion. honestly good for her

objectively funny jokes at the worst times possible?? see?? he is a dad!!!!

World’s Finest, Part III Superman: The Animated Series

hes scheming

this will always be funny to me