I Have To Tell You Guys About The Dream I Had Where Hal Lost His Willpower Due To A Traumatic Event So

god (the guardians) gives their toughest battles (saving the green lantern corps) to their strongest soldiers (some drunk college kid they found in an alleyway)

"hes a 10 but-" hes a 0. and i want to kiss him so bad

slaps tim and jason: these two brothers can fit so much projection onto them

My husband and I developed a theory so please play along and tell me where you are in birth order (oldest, middle, youngest, only) and if you think having siblings is overall a positive or negative thing.

#quirky people meetup!!!!!

Give me your most controversial takes

haven’t posted it here yet (but it’s on my twitter!)

a very needed yeehaw millions knives

take my hand

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

if i try to make my blog look not ugly on browser it is imperceivable on mobile and i’m mostly a mobile user so if you have the audacity to look at my blog on browser i’m sorry fuck you

also merry christmas if you celebrate that 💖💓💗💞💕💘