Shut Up, Bill. You Lost To Stanley In The Poll.

A what? Also, I don't smoke. I did eat weed jelly beans though. No one told me they were weed until after I finished the entire bag. I passed out right after posting about it.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

I'm weird? You can't even space or capitalize correctly.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

welcome back

you were missed by many

I doubt that. But I'm glad I was able to resolve the issue I was having in minimal time.

Should I stay in my toxic, unhealthy relationship? Here's a picture of my bf for reference

I was originally going to say, "Absolutely not, you should never stay in a toxic relationship!" But if your boyfriend is that beautiful princess with a disorder, then don't leave him. Ever.

Ford: This trip to the Vatican City has been quite fruitful, though still no sign of the Ionza. I wonder if more written accounts exist that I’ve missed? Overall, an enjoyable trip!

Stanley, wearing the papal tiara and holding an empty bag of weed: WE NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Ik his arms look weird but erm idk chill

FELT CUTE, MIGHT DELETE LATER

The moss holds desire. The moss hungers. Feed us, Stanford. We are starving.

I'm going to need you to be a bit more specific. What exactly do you need to eat? Moss is autotrophic, so I assumed it would produce food by itself.

hey there paranormal bottom

Don't call me that. I am not above violence.

The nickname generator clearly had it out for me. "Paranormal bottom" feels too specific to be completely random.

And that is not an official nickname! I did that as a joke!

What was your wedding like? Was waddles the flower girl?

Actually, Waddles was the ring bearer. Mabel and her two friends whose names escape me (as well as Pacifica, begrudgingly) were the flower girls. There were so many flower petals that Mabel still coughs some up occasionally.