I Did No Such Thing! I Can't Even Afford My Own Medication!

I would be upset by this, but knowing you, that could be a genuine typing mistake.

Hear me out: Sans Undertale

(Another hear me out: @the-real-sonic-exe 's husband)

The skeleton? I'm not saying my standards are high enough to rule out skeletons, but that one? I can't hear you out there.

Also, if you're talking about @the-real-fastestthingalive, then no. I will not hear you out. I detest him.

if I were to bite your ear, would I also become moss?

asking for a friend

Most likely. But do not do that. I will simply moss you instead. Congratulations, you are helping the moss spread.

His fucking blueberry...

I AM PLAYING STARDEW VALLEY RIGHT NOW AND PIERRE IS PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF . I THOUGHT BEFORE PLAYING , " HE CAN ' T BE THAT BAD . WHY IS EVERYONE SHITTING ON HIM ? "

THEN HE TOLD JODI THAT A BLUEBERRY I FUCKING SOLD HIM WAS " GROWN IN HIS OWN BACKYARD " . YOU DON ' T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING BACKYARD !

HE STOLE THE CREDIT FOR MY WORK . STEALING FROM A DISABLED PERSON IS CRAZY . ABLEIST PIERRE CONFIRMED ? !

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

You will be decorating a Christmas tree with glitter and then get dizzy and fall off a red mountain.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

I apologize for misgendering Banica. I am not sure what she's from, nor do I know anything about it. As for Shinso, I did not say it was bad for you to like him. I simply am not comfortable rating a minor since I'm an adult.

Side note: cannibalism and kidnapping are hardly reasons to doubt how attractive someone may be.

people are sending you their hear me outs..I don’t have any bad ones so I guess it’s more a simp list?

uhh..

Hitoshi Shinso, Sateriasis venomania, megalomaniac ford, ford gleeful, Banica conchita

Well, the first one is a minor, so I will ignore that.

For Sateriasis and Banica, those are quite literally look like average sword enthusiast lesbians (despite being male), and I must say that you're "based" for that.

Two of those are alternate versions of myself, so again, I will not hear you out.

What was your first word, and when did you say it? I'll start.

When I was around six/seven months old, I said my first word, which was "Hello". My mother had phone calls with people frequently since it was her entire job, and I was holding my hand up to my head and pretending to be on the phone.

Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan

Tea Errors - Jack Stauber's Micropop

Are You Satisfied? - Marina and the Diamonds

Two Birds - Regina Spektor

Dirty Devil Town - Cavetown and Mother Mother

Espresso - Sabrina Carpenter

Dark Red - Steve Lacy

Ruler of Everything - Tally Hall

Problems - Mother Mother

i wanna be your girlfriend - girl in red

No, I didn't make a playlist with all my husband and I's favorite songs, and I don't listen to it every second of every day.

@the-real-fastestthingalive if you're not still mad at me?

rules: Put your "On Repeat" playlist on shuffle and list out the first ten songs that play, then tag ten people!

tagged by @ourheianera <3 thank you for the tag!!

1. black sorrow - park byeong hoon

2. dead man’s hand - lord huron

3. the night we met - lord huron

4. all-in - 6FU;

5. guilty conscience - tate mcrae

6. break! - AK刘彰

7. greenlight - tate mcrae

8. cure - akugetsu, park byeong hoon

9. like i do - tate mcrae

10. love you goodbye - one direction

tagging (no pressure) @chuuyanakaahara @smolhours @that-was-anticlimactic @chrysofightme !!

i want to become the moss

Then do so. The moss would love to claim another vessel.

If I didn't detest the both of you, I'd say you two are cute together.

I will force you to kiss me. No getting out of it.

- me, 2025

YOU KNOW YOU DON ' T HAVE TO FORCE ME , SILLY ! C ' MERE !