Something You're Never Going To Be Allowed To Use. I Shared One With Fiddleford In College.

haha sixer i beat your booooyyyyyfriiiiend (and coworker nerd guy)

I don't have a boyfriend. I have a husband. Which would be the "coworker nerd guy". What are you smoking?

I still have the glow-in-the-dark stickers my great-niece put up in my room over a year ago. If that isn't enough of an answer, then I don't know what is.

Reblog of you think glow-in-the-dark ceiling stickers are for all ages

I’m trying to prove a point to my mom

Hey ford, pardon if someone's asked this already, but in your bio it says "married"

Who are you married to again? Genuine questio btw

A great question, too! I am married to Fiddleford McGucket. We both kept our last names because the marriage was originally for tax benefits. I'm not sure why he would have needed that, seeing as he is one of the richest men alive, but he is actually the one who suggested the arrangement.

(Even if this was already asked, which it wasn't, I love answering asks so I wouldn't have minded anyways!)

Then the only feasible explanation is that you smoked so much weed, the fumes reached Italy.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

Please vote Stone. Please. He is obviously the superior choice. I am actually begging.

moss boy moss boy. Ugly little moss baby. die of fungus (/j)

I was going to reply with snark, but I noticed you were a Will Wood fan, and I have nothing bad to say about those people.

Have some respect! The man just died, and we're all in mourning!

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

REBLOG IF YOU WISH YOU COULD FORCE A BLADE INTO YOUR GUT AND DISEMBOWEL YOURSELF ONE BY ONE UNTIL YOU HAVE REACHED ETERNAL STATUS; OR IF YOU FUCKING LOVE THE INFINITE GARLIC BREAD AT ALWAYS GARDEN

I have 94 tabs open. The majority of those are YouTube videos.

Does anyone want to play a little game?

It's called "how many open tabs do you have on your phone"

I'm gonna start: 393 tabs in chrome...

Most of it are Ao3 tabs and Tumblr Masters-Posts to various intriguing/ interesting AUs

I'm gonna tag someone bc I want to, but anyone feel free to reblog and play along...

or ignore it... @majoringinfanfiction ...?

stunkle