He's Not Online Because His Lazy Ass Is Still Asleep. Stanley Pines Is Still Legally Dead, After All.

Stanley. You could easily get there. It's one of the places we charted a course to when we were sailing. Don't try to lie.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

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I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

Wow. What an insult. I've never heard that before. Truly, I'm hurt.

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

I'm at the Science Center right now. They're ganging up on him. They're ganging up on the pine tree.

Okay, we didn't all need to hear about that.

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

I love the moss. It tells me to do terrible things, but other than that, it's a very good friend and keeps me company all the time.

who is LITERALLY hotter? Bill or Stan? does Bill have body temperature (talking triangle form, but maybe when he also has physical form like in weirdmageddon because otherwise he's just a dream demon)

talking temperature wise like when you compared you and stan on the other post

Temperature wise, Bill is hotter. I mean so hot that he feels almost cold to the touch. I'd say his core temperature hovers around 3,549 degrees Fahrenheit, which is just one degree below the melting point of flesh. So, don't go near him when he has a fever.

How sad that that's all he'll be remembered for 😢

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

W h a t .

These jellybeans are fucking "bussin" or whatever the fuck kids say nowadays.

I got them off of some guy in an alley and. Woah. I've never tasted anything like it. I feel like I'm ready to ascend.

I will never regret this.

Hey, he doesn't wear the stupid hat anymore. He's switched over to stupid goggles. And he has a mansion.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

the moss is my hair now. should i be concerned? it keeps telling me to water it.

That isn't concerning at all! I would recommend listening to it, however. I have found that is also enjoys the taste of shampoo. Perhaps try giving the moss in your hair shampoo and water?