My Hair Is Curly. I'd Say About 2c, Maybe Even More If I Actually Spent Time Doing One Of Those Ridiculous

My hair is curly. I'd say about 2c, maybe even more if I actually spent time doing one of those ridiculous hair routines.

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.

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3 months ago

I'm not a fan of it either. I'm just saying that I see that ship a lot, and I feel like it's interesting in theory. But the reality of it is disturbing.

fiddauthor is the best ship btw it’s better than billford

1 month ago

How would you recommend getting rid of zombie spiders? just out of curiosity and for no particular reason, of course.

Would a three part harmony work? And, side note, can you tell Mabel that I'm not the high part in that harmony?

A three part harmony only works for man-based zombies. For arachnids, you would need a drum quartet, seeing as spiders are more vibration-oriented than sound-oriented.

I would recommend having a hose handy, as they will explode. Everywhere.


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1 month ago

Hi, I just wanted to share a drawing I made of you, (I do not have the same art level as you do, of course) tell you you are great, asking if I could join your next DDnMD campaign and ask more details about what is the moss : as the author of the journals, I thought you could inform us about this mysterious cryptid infecting more and more Tumblr users. Is it a sign that we should all touch grass ? Or something even darker ?

Hi, I Just Wanted To Share A Drawing I Made Of You, (I Do Not Have The Same Art Level As You Do, Of Course)

Wow. Okay.

First of all, I would like to say that your art is amazing. The lighting, line work, outlines, and especially how the two sides are done in tertiary colors that complement each other so well!

Second, the DDnMD campaign will be open to anyone who would like to join, and the discord server for it will be open on the 7th or 8th of May, depending on how long planning takes me. The date from there will be determined once all participants have their character sheets planned out (and I will be providing templates). So yes, you can join when the time comes!

Now, onto the issue of the moss. It is a recent phenomenon, one that I am not particularly sure I fully understand myself. It is spread by blog interaction, but only if the carrier of the moss wills it to be passed on. It seems to have no harmful effect that can be observed at this point in time. Since moss is very much alive, it can't possibly be a virus. So, my first thought was perhaps a parasite. Then @boiling-with-rage no longer was affected after passing it on several (?) times.

Parasites, as far as can be proven, are not capable of complex thought. They can survive and thrive in a host, but they don't know satisfaction. So why would this be the case? My theory is that, considering the moss was first passed on by an anonymous person, it was a result of an experiment in giving plants complex thought. Otherwise it wouldn't A) listen to the host on who to infect, or B) be satisfied after being passed on enough.

As for it being a sign, only time will tell. But I will continue looking into it. Thank you so much for this ask. I truly enjoy loaded questions!


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1 month ago

Oh dear Lord, she found the fingerless gloves.

Mabel is going through an "evil cute phase", as she called it. She's walking around playing FUKOUNA GIRL on a miniature xylophone while covered in chibi zombie and vampire stickers. Is this the modern-day, glitter-washed equivalent to being a scene kid?

2 months ago

whats your opinion on this

Whats Your Opinion On This

I'm not sure whether to be flattered or offended. I will say, after an "accident" in an alien bar fight, my sixth finger can also do all that. Although, I am wary of the ballpoint pen, because it is quite leaky and I do not want any more ink in my bloodstream.


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1 month ago
A Kuromi shaped pot of lip balm

Spot the difference (impossible)

I love your Stones big ol eyes

I Love Your Stones Big Ol Eyes

The better to see the Doctor with!

2 months ago

You have a child? How. How is that even possible. Did the child just... spawn there? Did you give birth? What happened?

dad quit cursing I can hear you yelling through the screen..

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO DON’T CALL ME DAD ON HERE THE PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK I’M ACCEPTING OFFERS

1 month ago

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BELOVED BECAUSE I THINK YOU’LL LOVE WHAT HAPPENS SOON

What. What are you talking about. What did I do? I'm genuinely confused.


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1 month ago

Still time to vote! Even if you don't care about Shadow's turtle getting a name, pushing buttons is fun!

Okay, The Time Has Come To Name Shadow's Turtle. The Decided Upon Gender Was Turtle.

Okay, the time has come to name Shadow's turtle. The decided upon gender was turtle.


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therealstanfordpines - Stanford Pines
Stanford Pines

I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.

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