MOSS ME MY GOOD MAN

i want to become the moss

Then do so. The moss would love to claim another vessel.

Freaks. Both of you.

get to know your moots tag game ! ✶ answer the questions, then tag six people

favorite color ꕀ green and brown last song ꕀ tú by maye currently reading ꕀ the luminaries by susan dennard currently watching ꕀ the great british baking show currently craving ꕀ massaman curry. like always. and like. alcohol and a couple cigs HAHA. a break too :P coffee or tea ꕀ always tea! i don't like coffee

ty for the tag @saltcxrcle ! tagging: @lelapine @toadspondofwhimsy @outof-spite @h0neyst4rz @hhoneylemon @our-lady-of-venom

My husband might wanna take your heart out, all because I complimented you. Run. (Don't ask why I made this anonymous u know who I am)

I know exactly who you are. I am lost as to why you would compliment me, seeing as you and your husband hate me, but I am going to keep my heart inside of my chest for the time being. I'm certain your husband would have no use for it, considering it needs assistance just to work correctly.

Thank you for this, cat that is somehow on Tumblr. The moss will spare you.

I'm not a fan of it either. I'm just saying that I see that ship a lot, and I feel like it's interesting in theory. But the reality of it is disturbing.

fiddauthor is the best ship btw it’s better than billford

Damn Ford Pines I thought we were good :(

Who is this? I'm good with most people, so if there's a problem here, you would, more likely than not, be the cause.

Deer moss expert,

How cna i get the moss to return somebdy I have lost? it ate my sibling Foremost. I mis them already.

First Anon

The moss doesn't care for your loss. Have you been feeding it properly?

Do you have any kids besides @daughter-of-the-author ?

More specifically, are you a motherfucker?

I can't say for certain how many children I have. @daughter-of-the-author is technically not "my" child, since she belongs to an alternate version of myself.

No matter how many potential children I have, I can say with certainty that I have never been asked to pay child support.

Hi Grunkle Ford! So remember the ask I sent about getting rid of zombie spiders.... and how I said it wasn't relevant to anything...

Okay so, believe it or not, it actually IS relevant, and Mabel and I were wondering if you would like to come over to California to be part of our drum quartet

Normally, I would be ecstatic at an opportunity such as this! However, due to a health issue (which I can most definitely still function with and does not affect my ability to play drums), Stanley said I'm "not allowed to leave the house unless it's on fire". Of course Mr. Stubborn-as-a-mule is the one to tell me to follow my doctor's orders.

the moss wishes to borrow your heart

The moss will have to find someone else's. I still need my heart, even if it doesn't want to function correctly.