People Are Sending You Their Hear Me Outs..I Don’t Have Any Bad Ones So I Guess It’s More A Simp

aita for deliberately steering a bug into a spiderweb, for science? I wanted to see what would happen

It put up a good fight, but the spider didn't even need the food. It already had a bug in there

I have no clue as to what "aita" could possibly mean. I assume it's some kind of slang? Regardless, if it's for science, nothing is wrong.

Ok Paranormal Bottom, keep it clenched.

What. What the Hell does this mean. I am so confused.

How? Right now, I'm on a boat.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

Please share the details of your current DDamD campaign. The people need to know.

My "current campaign" is in the works. It's going to be great. So great, in fact, that I plan on making a server on Disharmony (I think it's call that; I can't be sure) for it if enough people are interested.

Considering how much planning I need to put into this, it will take about two more weeks for it to be ready. I cannot express how excited I am!

I don't have the expertise necessary to diagnose, but I wouldn't be surprised.

autism

I have that! I am a low-support-needs autistic person. Essentially, I can live without assistance, but it's easier having a housemate (my brother, in this case).

I am fighting the urge to ramble on about the different levels and needs for high, medium, and low support autistic people out of fear that you already know and I would end up sounding annoying.

Your ask was only one word. Why am I overthinking this?

He ran them off. Sorry to disappoint.

He also does a little victory dance afterwards.

I'm at the Science Center right now. They're ganging up on him. They're ganging up on the pine tree.

stanford i got a buncha metal wires stuck all up in my beard. @ fiddlesfords

Not again. At this point, I'm just going to make you shave it off.

This is beautiful.

hear me out: the angel from the amazing digital circus

I have no idea who that is. One moment.

Hearing you out. Hearing you out so hard my ears are bleeding.

We just got our dog back from the kennel after vacation, and apparently he though we were just leaving him. On the way home, Stanley went into Subway, and now Marshall thinks he's being abandoned "again".

He's been panting and whining for the past ten minutes.

Also, we did end up taking the seat belts off of the windows. They're no longer necessary.

These jellybeans are fucking "bussin" or whatever the fuck kids say nowadays.

I got them off of some guy in an alley and. Woah. I've never tasted anything like it. I feel like I'm ready to ascend.

I will never regret this.