What? Did You Guys Think I Wouldn’t Get You A Christmas Present?
what? Did you guys think I wouldn’t get you a Christmas present?
Fools.
I present: my parkour civilization holiday headcanons. Everyone cheer 🗣️
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it snows in December but the snow doesn’t reach the noob level so obviously this is the first time Evbo’s ever seen snow. After Seawatt tells him it’s similar to ice he tries parkouring on it. It does not work
EMF loves winter . It’s his favorite season
Seawatt complains on and on about Christmas because they never celebrated it on the Fighter level (he gets Evbo and EMF presents anyways)
in honor of the holidays the evbo-themed houses are temporarily changed to green and red
EMF loves Christmas carols. Seawatt is a hater.
Evbo convinces both Seawatt and EMF to wear ugly Christmas sweaters - Seawatt once again complains non-stop but secretly doesn’t mind (well, he doesn’t mind doing it for Evbo. The sweater is hideous and he will say it loudly to everyone who will listen.)
merry Christmas tumblr it is a joyous day 🎄🎉🕺
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